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The Kuroshitsuji Battle
At a Karaoke
Monday, today, at night ,in front of a karaoke, there's a black butler and his short master who looks like a pirate cause his wearing an eye patch.
"This is it Sebastian, our meeting place….. it's the KARAOKE WOOO-HOOOOO" said the short boy. Its none other than our Ciel Phantomhive .
" Yes master it is" ciel's butler said. Of course it's our sexy demon Sebastian Michaelis. (Author: woohooo Sebastian!...Ciel: tch! Why didn't I get an applause?...Author: Cause you're not sexy enough)
They both go into the Karaoke. Then go upstair to go to room number 13. When they open the door….
"Kyaaaaa Ciel!" Elizabeth scream.
"Yeah Earl you're finnaly here!" said Lau the Chinese guy.
"Finnaly! What took you so long?" said Prince Soma.
"Whatever shall we begin? Cause everyone is here right?" said Ciel impatiently.
In the Room 13 there's : Prince Soma, Agni, Lau, Ran Mao, The 3 idiots (Maylene, Bard, Finnian + Tanaka, The Shinigamis (Grell and William, Undertaker), and last Elizabeth and Paula.
"Okay let's first pick who's gonna sing first?" Sebastian suggest.
"oooo mememe and Paula!" said Elizabeth!
"Let's sing Umbrella but our author's version!" she add.
"Yes my lady" Paula agrees
Paula:"Uhuh uhuh yeah Lizzy, Good girl stays good , uhuh uhuh take three, action!, uhuh uhuh ho! No clouds in my storms let it rain …."
Lizzy:"Sing Paula!"
Paula:" I can't my tounge is twisted"
Lizzy:"fine let's just skip it!"
Until finally: Lizzy:"under my umbrella ella ella gah! I can't do it! I'm thirsty! I'm done I'm done"(Lizzy:hey! Why did you cut it?...Author: because I'm lazy?)
"Who's next then?" Sebastian asked again
"Me me! let's sing Ran mao" Lau ran – take the mike – then sing : Forget you but author's version (==).
" I see you driving down town with ma sister and I'm like KILL YOU UU!"
"STOP IT! IT'S NOT GOOD FOR CHILDREN UNDER UH…. 10?" I the author suddenly barge in….
"Get out this fanfic is about us!" they shout at me….
"fine" then I step out from the room and go back to my house again…
"It's the Shinigamis turn now! Sebastian! Watch me 'kay? Chuu~" grell shout.
"Let's sing the time! By BEP not author's version!" William exclaim.
"I had the time of my live and I never felt this way before and I swear this is-" suddenly undertaker stop singing because everybody were covering their ears.
"Why are you guys were covering your ears?" he asked
"Cause your voice was horrible" said Ciel.
"We can do it better! Let's go!" Bard, Finnian, Maylene, and Tanaka marched to the mike then sing a lot more better.
"Agni….let's sing!" The prince grab Agni, his butler then kick the 3 idiots + Tanaka then continue the song but a little different…
"I-I came up in here to cook, like Agni make a curry, I don't wanna make no curry, I just wanna make some curry." And he sings like that until the end….
"My turn" Ciel announce.
"I'll sing Grenade BOOM! By…. I don't care"
"I'd catch a grenade for ya BOOM! Throw my hand on a blade for ya BOOM! I'd jump in front of a train for ya BOOM! You know I'd do anything for ya BOOM! I would go through all this pain Take a bullet straight through my brain Yes, I would die for you, baby But you won't do the same" When Ciel is done suddenly….
BOOM!
" What the hell?"
"What's that?"
"That's the real BOOM!"
(Author: TEEHEE this is the first fanfic from JK and CJ)