Summary: Drabble. Post-canon. "No sex for a month." She said looking at him with malice. "Huh?! You can't do that! You are my woman, it's your duty to give me sex whenever I want!" he exclaimed. Uh, oh.

Disclaimer: 犬夜叉 (Inu-Yasha) belongs exclusively to Rumiko Takahashi.

Warning: None.

Note: This is the English translation of my story "Bath time". Enjoy it!

Hora del baño

Bath time

"No."

"But InuYa..."

"I won't, period!"

"InuYasha!" She exclaimed angrily.

"I won't, you cannot convince me!" he exclaimed decided.

"If you don't go I will take you in tow by myself!" Kagome said, glaring at her husband.

"Ha! With the weakling you are you can't even move me from here." He said arrogantly.

Kagome looked at him with malice.

"Sit."

Pum!

"Now, take off your clothes." She said firmly.

"Keh, Make me." he said when he was off his face soil.

"Sit."

"I won't."

"Sit."

"I won't!"

"I dare not feed you for a week." She said.

"Keh, I can hunt my own food." He said loftily.

"I will not let you enter the cabin for three weeks."

"I'll sleep in the trees."

"No sex for a month." She said looking at him with malice.

"Huh?! You can't do that! You are my woman, it's your duty to give me sex whenever I want!" he exclaimed.

Uh oh.

"What did you say, InuYasha?!"

An electric current ran through the hanyô from head to toe.

"Sit! And now, take off your clothes the hell up!"

Finding no other alternative, the hanyô had no choice but to heed his wife and shed his clothes.

"Get in the river." She ordered.

"Keh!"

Without another word, the hanyô obeyed.

Kagome, pleased, took the dirty clothes and muddy the hanyô and put them in a basket. Her husband had a non-nice experience with Shippô and had been muddy from head to toe. It means that his clothes were made disgusting.

Wasting no time, she started to wash her husband's clothes in the river, while the hanyô looked out of the corner of his eye, submerged in the waters to the head.

Kagome smiled at her finished work and in some nearby branches, laid wet clothes of her husband.

She glanced at the hanyô. This looked at her with a slight frown.

"Aren't you going to take a bath, InuYasha? You're muddy. It seems that your hair is brown!"She said funny.

"Keh..." he mused idly, avoiding his gaze.

The miko sighed and took off her clothes to wear the yukata typical bathroom.

"What are you doing?" He asked as he blinked confused. "And why the fuck you can wear a yukata and not me?"

"Want one?"

"No."

Kagome smiled and pulled a soap that had taught him to do Kaede and began to lather hanyô's hair.

The hanyô squinted, relaxed, when his wife began making circles on his scalp.

"Take." She passed him the soap. "Wipe yourself." She said in a sweet voice.

He didn't reply, and prepared to spend the soap by his arms and chest.

"Do you see who is better?" Kagome he said softly, as she rinsed her husband's hair.

"Keh."

She just laughed and kissed him on the cheek.

"I love you silly."

犬夜叉