"Notice Me, Send Pie."
S0lv0 was walking down the road when she saw a woman selling pies at a shop. She walked over to her, wallet in hand.
"Hello! Would you like to purchase a pie?" the woman said. But then the woman took a closer look at S0lv0, and a large smile appeared on her face.
"S0l!" she yelled, as she went up to hug S0lv0. "I haven't seen you in forever!"
S0lv0 was confused, but quickly recognized the woman to be her dear friend Amanda. She really hadn't seen her in forever!
"Amanda, what's up?" she yelled joyfully.
"Nothing much. Just selling pies."
"Why are you selling pies...?"
"Well I told someone to notice me and then called them a Senpai, but then they sent pies. And I can't eat all of these by myself."
That was the most confusing sentence anyone could have ever said, but she had been battle-hardened by Toad Wiesen, and recognized the pun that caused the misunderstanding. "Thanks, Toad." S0lv0 thought.
She thought, "Well, Amanda, I have nothing better to do today. I'll keep you company."
She picked up a wooden stool out of hammer space and sat down next to her friend.
They talked about all sorts of things. Like Sonic the Hedgehog, dicks, conventions, dicks, Jurassic World, dicks, Qatherine's insane meth addiction, dicks, and ROY.
A few people came by to buy pies, like Tronjon, Donnie, Nathan, John and his other 49 shades, and the entire cast of Bible Black. Gareth also came by, but he dined and dashed. What an asshole.
By the time night came, there was only one pie left. It didn't look like anyone was going to take it.
"Well, Amanda, there's one left. Let's share it, to celebrate a successful day." said S0lv0.
They each grabbed a fork and proceeded to eat pie. Could you say this story is a slice of life?
Amanda got a small bit of blueberry cream on her face. S0l said,
"You got a thing there."
"There?"
"No, there."
"There?"
"*sigh*"
S0l reached over and wiped the cream off of Amanda's soft skin. She had gotten really close to her in doing that, and they were awkwardly close. "I..." Amanda began.
"Don't say anything..." S0lv0 said.
"But..."
"Ryu knew this was coming." S0lv0 said.
"But this isn't Roy-ght." Amanda replied nervously.
"...Never Lu-cast me away, Amanda-senpai." S0l whispered softly.
Then S0lv0 used her Splattershot to splat Amanda's Squiffer. Ink got everywhere.
THE END.
No offense meant to anyone. Please don't take this too seriously!