Title: Children and Cupcakes Are Disaster

Pairings: Slight 2718 (no, you didn't read that wrong),

Rating: T

Summary: The Vongola Family is chaotic enough, but what happens when a group of foreign kids happen to stumble on the scene? Various one-shots, might be connected.

Warnings: Google Translate used, light shounen-ai/shoujo-ai/hetero themes randomness, OC's

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Sawada Tsunayoshi, the tenth boss of the Vongola family, one of the most feared men in the whole damn mafia, was currently dumbfounded, as the kitchen seemed to be in a state of panic.

Well, panic was an understatement.

Le otto adottato, or the eight children, were currently running around the area frantically. Flour, icing, and what appeared to be batter was decorated on their bodies, along with some band-aids and bandages. Two first aid kits were seated on the table that suited six people, and a dark-skinned girl was currently wrapping what appeared to be a burn mark on her arm.

The brunette sighed, immediately letting the group know of his presence. The kids looked at his with owlish eyes, with the exceptions of Asura and Natasha, who put on their usual poker faces.

Tsuna cleared his throat. "What are you doing?"

Natasha seemed to have her mind set straight, and replied, "Well, we were trying to clean before anyone came and found us here baking, but we obviously failed. Anything else Decimo-san?"

The twenty-four year old twitched from the girl's blatantly obvious sarcastic tone. "Why are you baking?"

Tai jumped up from her place at the table, her bandages now fixed and wrapped. "Well, in America and some parts of Mexico, it's Cinco de Mayo today. Here, it's Children's Day or Hibari-sempai's birthday."

Tsuna's eyes widened at the words, 'Shit, I nearly forgot!' Asura smirked knowingly at him, as if he could read his mind. "I guess the stories about 'Dame-Tsuna' that Reborn-san told me were true." The brunette shot a glare at the indigo-haired male.

The albino girl across the room snorted, walked over, and cuffed him on the head.

"Ah, fuck! Don't hit me!" Asura hissed. The Decimo smiled warmly at the female before saying, "Thank you Natasha." Said female smirked proudly before returning to clean.

"Herbivores. Why are you crowding here?" A baritone voice rang from the entrance.

The occupants in the room turned towards the source of the voice, noticing that an irritated Hibari Kyouya was occupying the doorway.

However, instead of a twenty-six year old, they were facing a rather irritable sixteen year old. Antonio, who was mopping the floor, whistled lewdly, which got him a death glare from three male in the room. Tsuna blinked, then smirked. "Why Kyou-chan, what are you doing here?"

Kyouya scowled. "The baby had me test the 'upgraded' bazooka. If anything goes wrong, I will bite all of you to death."

Tai leaned over towards her twin and whispered, "Is he on his period?"

Antonio promptly facepalmed and muttered, "You're a dumbass..."

Tsuna picked up a cupcake that seemed to be safe to eat. It was decorated to look like a lavender and periwinkle dahlia flower, and it looked rather beautiful. He held it towards the younger male.

"Wouldn't you like to share this with me?"

"I hate sweets, omnivore. No."

"Really? Then should we go do something else...something more pleasurable?"

The raven haired male's eyes widened, and the Decimo quickly used this to his advantage. he scooped up the younger male, completely forgetting the cupcake that he unceremoniously tossed over his shoulder, and fled the room.

"..." The eight kids in the room were silent, motionless, until:

"Hey Asu-chan, you want me to help you get that frosting off your body?"

"Fuck off Antonio!"

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A/N: And there you have it. Yes, rushed, AGAIN. And, the OC's are supposed to be foreign, as they are adopted. :)