Big Time Rush Meets ICarly
A/N This is my first crossover
James *What are you listening?*
Logan *Hilary Duff.*
James *Can I listen with you?*
Logan *Sure.*
Carlos *Do you want to go swimming with me?*
Kendall *Naw that's okay go have fun.*
Jo *Do you want to go swimming?*
Kendall *Sure.*
Kendall *Wait I don't have swimtrunks.*
Jo *Don't need them.*
Kendall *Okay let's go.*
Jo *I told you don't need one.*
Kendall *This is better than swimtrunks.*
Katie *What are you doing?*
Kendall *Just swimming.*
Katie *I'll join you.*
Kendall *No no.*
Katie *What's wrong?*
Kendall *Nothing.*
Jo *Let's go over there.*
Katie *Why are you guys going over there?*
Kendall *You wouldn't understand.*
Katie *Mom what are you doing here?*
James's mom *To go swimming with you.*
Katie *Where's Kendall?*
James's mom *I don't know.*
Logan *Do you want to go to the carnival?*
James *Sure.*
James *Wow I've never been to a carnival in years!*
Carly *They i go?*
Spencer *Sure why not.*
Freddie *If Carly's going I'm going too.*
Carly *Can I have your autograph?*
James * you go.*
Carly *Thanks.*
Carly *You guys want to go to my apartment and sing some of your songs for my next show?*
Nevel *Hi Carly.*
Carly *Don't interrupt.*
Nevel *I'm sorry you don't have to get all defensive.*
James *That's a great idea.*
Carly *Tomorrow at 5:30 okay?*
James *Yeah
Carly *Do you want to do bumper cars?*
James *Sure.*
Nevel *I was thinking after you could give me that kiss.*
Carly *Forget it I'm not doing that.*
Carly *I can give you that kiss.*
James *You wanna French kiss?*
Carly *Even better.*
James *Let's do it while we do bumper cars.*
Bumper car announcer *On your marks get set and go.*
Carly *I'll get you.*
Nevel *A kiss yeah.*
Carly *You're dreaming cause that ain't happenin' anyways I'm dating James.*
Bumper car announcer *Return back everyone.*
Carly *Win me a bear and I'll do it for you.*
Knock-a-pin announcer *Pick any prize you want.*
Carly *I'll take the bear.*
Katie *I've been in the pool so long that my skin's wrinklely
Mrs. Knight *Me too.*
Jo *That was intense Kendall.*
Kendall *I know it made my pen feel great especially when you let me put it inside you.*
Katie *I'm going to go.*
Mrs. Knight *Me too.*
Kendall *They're gone hurry get your clothes on.*
Jo *Let's go.*
Kendall *I'm gonna go to the spa.*
Jo *Me too
Spa Lady *Here for your spa treatment?*
Kendall *Yeah.*
Spa Lady *Let's get started.*
Kendall *That feels soothing I had a lot of tension before I came.*
Spa Lady *I need you to take off that towel.*
Kendall *Why?*
Spa Lady *For your mud bath.*
Kendall (Takes off towel).
Spa Lady *oooh you have a sexy A double S looks so good that I just want to slap it and you have good-looking fancy salami.*
Spa Lady *Hop any chance do you have a girlfriend?*
Kendall *Yeah.*
Kendall *I didn't know what a mud bath was until now and it felt so good.*
Spa Lady *You look so hot that I just wanna do something with you.*
Spa Lady *After this can i have your autograph?*
Kendall *Yeah.*
Spa Lady *Ready for the sauna?*
Kendall *Yeah.*
Kendall *This feels great.*
Carly *Go on the carousel with me babe.*
James *You wanna kiss?*
Carly *You know how much I wanna do that.*
Nevel *Where's my kiss?*
Carly *Shut up Nevel just leave me alone.*
Carly *Is that a CD player?*
James *Yeah.*
Carly *Wanna listen to music?*
James *Sure.*
Sam *Omg is Carly really dating James?*
Spencer *Yeah.*
Carly *Want to go on the waterslide with me?*
James *Sure after I change into my birthday suit.*
Carly *Don't you mean swimtrunks?*
James *I know but I'm just so horny can't wait for tomorrow.*
Sam *That's two lovebirds for you.*
Carly *I can't stop looking at your sexy abs and I'm so flattered by them.*
Waterslide announcer *Get ready in 3,2,1.*
Sam *I'm gonna puke.*
James *That waterslide was scary at first but the I got used to it.*
Carly *I can say the same.*
Carly *Win me a prize and I'll let you do it anytime you want and I'll even let you have it.*
James *Yes, yes,yeah!*
Win-a-fish announcer *Take good care of it.*
James *I will.*
Carly *Take off your shirt.*
James *Okay.*
Carly *That's totally going on fb.*
Carly *Bye I have to go .*
James *Wait Carly.*
Carly *What?*
James *Goodbye kiss.*
Sam *Come on Carly we really have to go .*
Carly *I'll see you tomorrow.*
Logan *We should get going.*
James *In a matter in fact we should.*
James *Let me change first.*
Logan *Are we ready?*
James *Yeah.*
Logan *Let's go then.*
Kendall *That was a good spa treatment.*
Jo *So will I see you tomorrow?*
Kendall *I don't know.*
Jo *Goodbye kiss.*
Kendall *I'll see you whenever.*
Mrs. Knight *Where were you?*
Kendall *Getting a spa treatment.*
Mrs. Knight *Dinner's you going to eat?*
Kendall *Yeah.*
Katie *Good dinner mom.*
Mrs. Knight *Thank you.*
Mrs. Knight *Where are your brothers?*
Kendall *I don't know
Katie *Is that them?*
Mrs. Knight Yeah.*
Mrs. Knight *Welcome home boys dinner's ready.*
James *Good dinner mom.*
Katie *I'm gonna go to the arcade.*
Kendall *Yeah me too.*
James *Everyone ready?
Logan *Yeah.*
Carlos *What up with the tie?*
James *Date.*
Mrs. Knight *Where are the boys?*
Katie *I don't know.*
Katie Anyway I'm gonna go swimming.*
James *Do you know what room Carly's in?*
Lubert *Yeah that room down that hall.*
Lubert *Get out of my lobby I just cleaned it.*
Carly *Who's there?*
James *It's us.*
Carly *You guys are early.*
Carly *Come on in.*
Carly *Let's get the show started.*
Carly *I'm Carly.*
Sam *And I"m Sam
Carly&Sam *And this is ICarly.*
Carly *Today Big Time Rush will perform a song.*
Carly *Give it away boys.*
Mrs. Benson *Is Freddie here?*
Spencer *?*
Mrs. Benson *Because he has a doctor's appointment.*
Mrs. Benson *You're coming with me.*
Freddie *Why?*
Mrs. Benson *Because you have a doctor's appointment.*
Freddie *After this show.*
Sam *Thanks for watching.*
Carly *Bye.*
Carly *You guys were amazing.*
Logan *I guess we should get going.*
Carly *Wait James.*
Carly *Now that they're gone we can do something.*
Spencer *Carly!Carly!come down here.*
Carly *I'm busy.*