First of my pairings poems. It's Crenny, as requested by SouthParkCraigLover
I had quite a hard time writing this, as there's only really three episodes where Kenny and Craig are together for any extended period of time. So I just did what I thought. God, I hope I didn't screw it up too badly. Meh...if I didn't, or if I did, please just review for me? Please?
South Park and its characters © Matt Stone and Trey Parker
Working together
On this stupid TV show
Those guys are assholes
Stay with me, Kenny
I don't care how poor you are
You're a decent enough camera man
Working with you makes me sooo happy
Partnered together
For this gay-ass field trip
Staying safe together
(No not like that, Kenny, you pervert)
Just for now, and not forever
Holding hands, just 'cause we have to
But somehow, it makes me sooo happy
Singing together
In a pan-flute band
One question: Why?
Oh, that's right
Because you guys are assholes
Especially you, Kenny
Shame really: You used to make me sooo happy