Disclaimer: I am a Randallphille.and an Owen Addict.and a Stitch-a-
holic.but I don't own any of them.*burst into tears*. Oh well, I can't help
that can I?
A/N I'm finally getting started, y'all! I feel so deprived cause I haven't watched Monsters Inc. since at least Tuesday. Just to warn you guys, I'm letting Owen take over my keyboard for this story, so yo-
Owen- that's right, I get to talk! Yee-haw!
Me- Owen.*throws up hands* nevermind, yee-haw your little heart out.
Owen-okay! Man, this'll drive the girls crazy.
Peka- *ahem*
Owen- but I'm already spoken for.sorry ladies. Heh heh *sweatdrop*
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"Owen! Stitch!" I couldn't help wincing in my hiding place under the porch, hoping against hope that Nani wouldn't be too violent when she found us. I scowled down at the smashed sandwich I was grasping. Note to self: never have an eating contest with Stitch and forget to clean up. I heard Stitch sigh in relief as Nani's enraged footsteps stomped back to the kitchen.
"That was close." He grinned at me.close my foot. We had just cheated Death. Stitch leaned back comfortably against an old tire, ignoring the cobwebs clinging to his ears.
"How long do you think she'll be mad?" (Stuck with Stitch under a porch was the last place I wanted to be, he could whoop me at every game there was, especially Lulu).
"I don't know.she'll probably cool off by tonight." He shrugged as I joined him on the tire.it was gonna be a long day.
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"Pathetic.too scared to stand up for themselves." Randall Boggs frowned as he watched the two aliens hiding from the human.
*Everything freezes*
(Owen- Howdy! Listen, I just wanted to explain a few things about Dirty Randy, here. He's a monster. Not an alien, not even an experiment like me and the others. I mean a full-blown, jump out of the closet after bedtime, stuck up, out for bloody revenge monster. Did I mention he's stuck up? Just a little bit.Mr. High and Mighty here conned me int-
Took- Owen.
Owen- Huh? Oh, I'm getting ahead of myself. Don't want me to ruin the whole story for ya right now, do ya? Well that's just too bad! Cause ya wanna have the story ruined then you'll have to get through me first!
Took- Owen.are you going to tell this story or mentally abuse my readers?
Owen- sorry, just don't hurt me. As I was saying.)
Randall didn't know exactly why or how he was on Kauai`, but if he was lucky maybe someone would be doing a scare nearby. That and these little shrimps seemed pretty gullible. Once night fell, he planned to find a way into the bedroom of the little girl he had seen earlier. Now it was only a matter of time.
(Owen- okaaaay.this gets kind of dull from here. the rest of the day was pretty much Randall thinking about his sweet revenge and me getting beaten over and over again by Stitch at Lulu. (See end note if you're curious) I swear he must cheat or something. No one can be THAT lucky. Well, anyways.let's just skip ahead to that night.)
"Would you hurry and go to bed!?" Lilo interrupted me in the middle of a sandwich. "Can't you take it to bed with you or something?"
"I thought my snoring kept you up."
"No, that's Nani." Lilo began tugging me towards her room. I hated that but followed along, licking my fingers. "It' no wonder you always have weird dreams, you have awful eating habits."
"No, it's called having a brilliant mind. I can't help my great ideas." (Owen- okay, so my idea for a self-making sandwich didn't exactly work, at least I tried!). Stitch hissed a little as Lilo clicked on her lamp so she could climb into bed. He threw me a pillow irritably (Owen- with me, him, Peka, 593, and Lilo sharing a room it got kinda crowded. We still haven't gotten around to building another room for us guys.) And I settled under the blankets, making sure to kick him in the shoulder. This was kinda like a nightly routine. I would stay up to eat some and watch TV. Lilo or Peka one would come and drag me to bed, disturbing the others by turning on lights and making noise; not to mention stepping on anyone who had ended up in the floor. Finally it all ended with Stitch and me kicking and throwing pillows to decide who got which end of the bed. I was up later than usual tonight, so I didn't start a fight. Stitch could be very unpleasant sometimes.
We lay there silently for awhile, listening to the hushed whispers of Peka and 593 from the bottom bunk. Eventually they faded and the girls were finally asleep. I myself was in the middle of a severe stomachache. I guess having nothing but a marshmallow fluff and pickle sandwich for dinner caused it. I tried to stay still, but my squirming disturbed Stitch.
"Owen, would you please go to sleep? I gotta be at least half awake to make something for Lilo and Nani to take with them tomorrow." He hissed.
"I can't help it.I think my dinner didn't like me." (I had forgotten about Lilo starting school again the next day).
"And who's fault is that?" he kicked me softly in the leg (yeah right, more of a pat than a kick.)
I was about to say something really good, but I thought I saw someone.it looked a lot like Pish.
"Who's that?"
"For crying out loud, what are you talking about?"
"I thought I saw someone over by the closet."
"Just shut up and go to sleep!" Stitch groaned and rolled over, leaving me staring into the darkness nervously. I tried to calm myself down and wriggled farther under the covers. If it was Pish, and I couldn't think of anyone else it could be, then he probably had a perfectly reasonable answer to be sneaking around Lilo's closet door in the middle of the night. I brushed it off and concentrated on the image of Peka in hula gear waving a sandwich at me.sweet, sweet dreams.
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Owen- Took! You promised you wouldn't add anything embarrassing!
Took- Embarrassing? Oh, so you really do dream about Peka?
Owen- Yes.I mean no! I mean.aw come on, Took!
Took- sorry.but really. Do you ever dream about Peka?
Owen- *blushing furiously* maybe.
A/N Wow.I'm an author! I can't believe this! Well, howdy to all of Took's friends and stuff. And I hope that my talking was entertaining for you people. Um.if Took sneaks upstairs to get what she had written down about the Lulu game, she'd wake up her parents. We'll put it in the next chapter cause she's sick and is supposed to be in bed. Look for more soon. Aloha, partner!
A/N I'm finally getting started, y'all! I feel so deprived cause I haven't watched Monsters Inc. since at least Tuesday. Just to warn you guys, I'm letting Owen take over my keyboard for this story, so yo-
Owen- that's right, I get to talk! Yee-haw!
Me- Owen.*throws up hands* nevermind, yee-haw your little heart out.
Owen-okay! Man, this'll drive the girls crazy.
Peka- *ahem*
Owen- but I'm already spoken for.sorry ladies. Heh heh *sweatdrop*
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"Owen! Stitch!" I couldn't help wincing in my hiding place under the porch, hoping against hope that Nani wouldn't be too violent when she found us. I scowled down at the smashed sandwich I was grasping. Note to self: never have an eating contest with Stitch and forget to clean up. I heard Stitch sigh in relief as Nani's enraged footsteps stomped back to the kitchen.
"That was close." He grinned at me.close my foot. We had just cheated Death. Stitch leaned back comfortably against an old tire, ignoring the cobwebs clinging to his ears.
"How long do you think she'll be mad?" (Stuck with Stitch under a porch was the last place I wanted to be, he could whoop me at every game there was, especially Lulu).
"I don't know.she'll probably cool off by tonight." He shrugged as I joined him on the tire.it was gonna be a long day.
***
"Pathetic.too scared to stand up for themselves." Randall Boggs frowned as he watched the two aliens hiding from the human.
*Everything freezes*
(Owen- Howdy! Listen, I just wanted to explain a few things about Dirty Randy, here. He's a monster. Not an alien, not even an experiment like me and the others. I mean a full-blown, jump out of the closet after bedtime, stuck up, out for bloody revenge monster. Did I mention he's stuck up? Just a little bit.Mr. High and Mighty here conned me int-
Took- Owen.
Owen- Huh? Oh, I'm getting ahead of myself. Don't want me to ruin the whole story for ya right now, do ya? Well that's just too bad! Cause ya wanna have the story ruined then you'll have to get through me first!
Took- Owen.are you going to tell this story or mentally abuse my readers?
Owen- sorry, just don't hurt me. As I was saying.)
Randall didn't know exactly why or how he was on Kauai`, but if he was lucky maybe someone would be doing a scare nearby. That and these little shrimps seemed pretty gullible. Once night fell, he planned to find a way into the bedroom of the little girl he had seen earlier. Now it was only a matter of time.
(Owen- okaaaay.this gets kind of dull from here. the rest of the day was pretty much Randall thinking about his sweet revenge and me getting beaten over and over again by Stitch at Lulu. (See end note if you're curious) I swear he must cheat or something. No one can be THAT lucky. Well, anyways.let's just skip ahead to that night.)
"Would you hurry and go to bed!?" Lilo interrupted me in the middle of a sandwich. "Can't you take it to bed with you or something?"
"I thought my snoring kept you up."
"No, that's Nani." Lilo began tugging me towards her room. I hated that but followed along, licking my fingers. "It' no wonder you always have weird dreams, you have awful eating habits."
"No, it's called having a brilliant mind. I can't help my great ideas." (Owen- okay, so my idea for a self-making sandwich didn't exactly work, at least I tried!). Stitch hissed a little as Lilo clicked on her lamp so she could climb into bed. He threw me a pillow irritably (Owen- with me, him, Peka, 593, and Lilo sharing a room it got kinda crowded. We still haven't gotten around to building another room for us guys.) And I settled under the blankets, making sure to kick him in the shoulder. This was kinda like a nightly routine. I would stay up to eat some and watch TV. Lilo or Peka one would come and drag me to bed, disturbing the others by turning on lights and making noise; not to mention stepping on anyone who had ended up in the floor. Finally it all ended with Stitch and me kicking and throwing pillows to decide who got which end of the bed. I was up later than usual tonight, so I didn't start a fight. Stitch could be very unpleasant sometimes.
We lay there silently for awhile, listening to the hushed whispers of Peka and 593 from the bottom bunk. Eventually they faded and the girls were finally asleep. I myself was in the middle of a severe stomachache. I guess having nothing but a marshmallow fluff and pickle sandwich for dinner caused it. I tried to stay still, but my squirming disturbed Stitch.
"Owen, would you please go to sleep? I gotta be at least half awake to make something for Lilo and Nani to take with them tomorrow." He hissed.
"I can't help it.I think my dinner didn't like me." (I had forgotten about Lilo starting school again the next day).
"And who's fault is that?" he kicked me softly in the leg (yeah right, more of a pat than a kick.)
I was about to say something really good, but I thought I saw someone.it looked a lot like Pish.
"Who's that?"
"For crying out loud, what are you talking about?"
"I thought I saw someone over by the closet."
"Just shut up and go to sleep!" Stitch groaned and rolled over, leaving me staring into the darkness nervously. I tried to calm myself down and wriggled farther under the covers. If it was Pish, and I couldn't think of anyone else it could be, then he probably had a perfectly reasonable answer to be sneaking around Lilo's closet door in the middle of the night. I brushed it off and concentrated on the image of Peka in hula gear waving a sandwich at me.sweet, sweet dreams.
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Owen- Took! You promised you wouldn't add anything embarrassing!
Took- Embarrassing? Oh, so you really do dream about Peka?
Owen- Yes.I mean no! I mean.aw come on, Took!
Took- sorry.but really. Do you ever dream about Peka?
Owen- *blushing furiously* maybe.
A/N Wow.I'm an author! I can't believe this! Well, howdy to all of Took's friends and stuff. And I hope that my talking was entertaining for you people. Um.if Took sneaks upstairs to get what she had written down about the Lulu game, she'd wake up her parents. We'll put it in the next chapter cause she's sick and is supposed to be in bed. Look for more soon. Aloha, partner!