15 reasons why Serverus Snape banned me from potions class.

1. I liked to add extra iteams to my potions, to see what would happen.

2. I like to show up to class in a red polka dot dress and dance the jive while his back is turned.

3. I like to show up to class, full stop.

4. I like to sing She wore an intsy winsy teeny weeny yellow polkadot bikini Very loudly.

5. I asked him once, What kind of Conditioner do you use!?

6. When he replied, I asked When did you last use it, Merlins beard your hairs a mess!

7. I like to trow random things in Snapes classroom when he isnt looking.

8. I like to write storys instead of doing my work.

9. I write those storys on his blackbord.

10. I like to point out any grammer mistakes when he writes on the bord.

11. I asked him was that his real nose.

12. I like taking pictures in the middle of class and asking Snape May I please be excused to put these

photos on myspace.

13. I like to bring conga's into class and play them.

14. I like to bring facepaint into class and paint peoples faces.

15. Oh yeah, I forgot to metion...I'm a Hogwarts graduate.