Well, would you look at that, a fanfic not related to SSB...
...But, anyway, I already posted this on DA, I may as well put it up here.
Warning: It first chapter's very short.
It was morning, the parrots in Kongo Bongo were squawking, the Zingers were buzzing, it seemed like a normal day...
A small monkey known as Diddy slowly woke up, stretching. The monkey felt something wasn't right, there was something sticky on his face, he couldn't open his right eye.
It's probably just an eye booger... Diddy thought to himself, he tried to wipe it off, but his hand was stuck to his face.
"Hey, what's goin' on!?" Diddy tried to take his hand off his face, it definitely wasn't an eye booger, it felt more like a type of glue...or something... "What is this stuff?"
He stopped struggling to get his hand off, he could hear a familiar voice trying to hold back his giggling.
Diddy sighed, he already knew who it was, "Of course..."
A gorilla known as Donkey Kong was outside on the porch, he was holding a bottle of honey in one hand and was giggling in the other.
"All right, DK, you've got some explainin' to do!" Diddy came out, he looked irritated. The monkey still couldn't open his eye and his hand was stuck to his face. Upon seeing this, Donkey couldn't hold it in, anymore and started laughing.
"It's not funny!" Diddy yelled, "How would you like it if I did that to you!?"
"Calm down, Diddy, it's just a harmless prank," Donkey said, trying to calm the monkey down. This only made Diddy even more upset.
"I'd watch out if I were you, DK, because you've messed with the wrong monkey!"
Diddy stormed off, enraged, Donkey couldn't stop giggling, It's all right, he'll get over it. He thought to himself.
What Donkey wasn't aware of was what Diddy would be plotting in his head. There were so many things Diddy could think of to get revenge, the possibilities seemed endless.