*DISCLAIMER*: I DO NOT OWN KUROSHITSUJI (THOUGH I WISH I DID)

This is just something I whipped up about my favorite reaper, William, and the guy who likes to annoy the hell out of him! Enjoy!


ACHAN POV

"Why, hello, sir! Can you help me, I seem to be lost…" I giggle madly at this, and William the reaper looks up with astonishment.

"What are you doing in my office, and how did you get here-"

"I was booored!" I interrupt him loudly as I collapse into a chair in the office, leaning back in it and placing my boots on his desk.

He glares. "I demand to know who you are, what you are doing here, and how you got here!" HE looks annoyed, and I laugh some more.

"Aww, come on now, my little free Willy, don't be mad! Consider this the best moment of your life!" I jump forward, and before he can do anything, I latch onto his arm, and pull him out the door. I run, still holding onto him with an iron grip, and we move past other reapers, past offices, and out the door. When we are outside, I turn around a corner to be confronted by other reapers.

"Hey, what do you think you are doing to our boss?!" yells one, charging at me. I grin, but before he can reach me, I poof into the air, gone.

William POV

It is later in the day. The encounter at lunch was… weird, to say the most. Damn weirdoes, I think to myself. Oh well, Now that that was over with…

Bang! Ronald Knox runs into the door.

"Sir, you gotta see this!" He yells, and I follow him as he runs out the door.

We end up in the lounge area, where there is… the same young man from earlier, dancing on the table. Reapers appear to be around him, cheering him on.

He is singing:

You kissed me baba, woo...it feels good

Hold me baba, learn to let me love you like a lover should

Your fine, so kind

I'm a nervous world that your mine mine mine mine-ine…

I stare at him, and he catches sight of me. "Hey, Willy!" he yells, and everyone turns to look at me.

"Uhh, heey boss, we were just-" starts Eric Slingby, but I cut him off.

"What are you all doing? Catch him!" The other reapers stare at Will as he says this. "Well?"

"But sir, why? He's just another one of us… and we have even stranger" replies Alan, meanwhile glancing at Grell.

William gets even more annoyed. "Because, this man is the same one that snuck into my office earlier!" he yells.

Meanwhile the man on the table says, "The name's ACHAN, but you can call me AC! And I'm… human or something, as far as I'm concerned. Anyone want chocolate?" He holds out a bag, offering chocolate to anyone.

"Get him!" William commands again, and a dozen reapers spring at AC. AC jumps of the table, and sprints down a hallway. The reapers chase him, following him up a couple of floors, with William at the lead. When they arrive at the fifth floor, Ac runs down a hallway that is long, and has a ceiling-to-floor length window on it. A dead-end.

"It's a dead-end!" yells another reaper, and they slow down.

"Surrender!" I call, "You will surrender now-"

"To hell with it!" calls AC, and he jumps out the window. The other reapers and I sprint down the hallway, toward the broken window. We lean and look out.

"Impossible" I mutter. At the street below, there is broken glass… but no ACHAN.

ACHAN POV

"That was a whole lotta fun. But now, I need to get back in…" After morphing out of the dimension, I ran. Now I came back into the Shinigami realm, and was ready to take William back out with me!

Once back in, I rush to his office… he still hasn't come back yet. I throw his paper work into a messy ground on the desk, and throw ink on it. Then I throw the papers and books about the room and out of the file cabinets. When I am done, I move to stand behind the door, a paperweight in my hand.

William walks in soon after, muttering "Damn strangers, I wonder who he was anyways… WHAT THE?"

He looks about the trashed room and walks in, not seeing me stand behind the door. I had the paperweight behind my back, and step sideways to close the door. He spins around.

"You! What have you-?"

"Oh, don't you like it, my Willy? I think it is terrific! Besides-" I move forward, catching him off guard. I grab him around the waist, drag him to the floor, and hit him on the head.

"I do like pulling the strings" I finish, staring down at William as he passes out.


Well… that was ACHAN's first major entrance in writing! Review's would be appreciated!