Emily and Maddi woke up lying on the rubber floor of their school hall. They look at each other strangely; just a minute ago they had been asleep on the couch in Emily's living room. They then realised that there was other people lying on the floor around them. Emily saw her boyfriend Matt and instantly ran over to him.
"What's going on?" Patrick asked from the other side of the hall. "What happened to my bed?"
"Is the door unlocked?" Ben asked picking himself up of where he was sprawled on the ground.
"What the hell?" Kira asked also standing up, but upon seeing her Georgia shrieked. Matt covered his eyes and Emily put her own hand over his eyes. Kira was only wearing underwear and a bra.
"That's what you wear to bed, seriously?" Jaime asked.
"Take my dressing gown, I don't want to look at that," Brandy said taking off her own pink dressing gown and handing it to Kira who was desperately trying to cover herself with her hands.
"Wait a minute who are you?" the Maddy with a Y asked pointing to a girl with brown curly hair that was standing there looking confused.
"Oh I'm Louise," she introduced herself. "But you can call me Loui."
"Hang on aren't you Vicky's friend from Dubbo?" Lucy asked.
"Yeah," she replied. "I haven't heard from her in ages, do you guys know what happened to her?"
Everyone bit their lips before someone finally answered her. "She and our other friend Jade went missing a while ago, no one knows what happened to either of them, and then a few weeks back another friend of ours, Cailyn, went missing without a trace as well," Hannah told her.
Louise stood there dumbstruck, Aiden sighed in annoyance. "Does anyone not care that we magically appeared in our school hall along with someone from Dubbo. I think we should get out of here because I've got a really bad feeling."
"For once this idiot is right, who cares about Victoria. Honestly I was happy when she left and as much as I love hearing that she has vanished without a trace I kind of want to escape." Elliot said finally speaking.
Louise narrowed her eyes and approached Elliot staring at him angrily. "I know you, you're Elliot. Vicky's mortal enemy," she growled at him.
"Hang on, what's this?" Emily asked picking up a gold envelope that was lying in the middle of the hall. "It's addressed to all of us, look it's listed all our names."
"What's it say?" Maddi with an I asked snatching the letter off her and opening it. Everyone crowded around her and she held it up in front of her. "You have been invited to the prestigious and exclusive realm of Victoriana. Please wipe your feet," she read aloud in a confused voice.
Before anyone could speak or even blink a blue glowing circle suddenly started forming out of the letter and Maddi dropped it in shock. The circle grew bigger and bigger until it was big enough to step through, then they were all suddenly pulled through it and felt themselves falling hard and fast.
Until they finally hit ground. When they opened their eyes they found they were standing in a very official looking building that was very large and white. Behind them the blue circle thing was still there. But in front of them was Vicky in at long black flowing dress that swept along the floor and mini top hat, and Jade in a space dress that actually looked like space. And standing slightly behind Vicky was Cailyn in a tight black skirt white blouse and hair done up in a bun with two pencils shoved into it. She was also holding a clipboard.
"Cailyn?" Hannah asked in shock. "Vicky? Jade? What are you all doing here?"
"Welcome to Victoriana," Vicky said motioning to the building around her. "My town of epicness."
"Why would you create a town?" Emily asked.
"Shits and giggles," Jade replied.
Just then a flying mint bunny flew into the room and looked the group of people over. "Are these the people you invited? Sheesh they're a weird looking bunch," it said causing Kira and Georgia to scream simultaneously.
"Waffles meet the group of retards, group of retards meet Waffles, Jade's plotbunny," Vicky introduced. "Oh and you should probably step away from the portal, you might get sucked through to a random universe where you'll probably die."
Everyone instantly jumped away from the blue circle and found themselves closer to Vicky. They also noticed what looked like ninjas standing a short way behind them. A ninja then walked forward and handed Patrick a black ninja outfit and bowed to him as he walked away.
"Oh yes a few things I should mention. Patrick you are the head police officer, now in this town police officers are ninjas, and Hannah your boyfriend Dimitri is also a ninja. I will explain more things later but for now you must come," Vicky explained then pointed to a door.
They walked out the door and into what looked like a lobby. Then they walked out some glass doors and onto a sidewalk. Across the road was a mansion. Everyone gaped at it but Vicky, Jade and Cailyn grinned. Vicky then pointed to it
"That's my house," she told them.
"House?" Maddi asked in shock. "That's a mansion."
"I am the mayor of the town," she shrugged. "Oh and Jade's Vice Mayor, she also owns Priestesses Elixir where she makes Potions and sells them. Cailyn here is my Secretary/ Receptionist/ Bodyguard. She's also a nun along with Hannah and Matt is the priest. Church is down there," she explained pointing right down the road and sure enough they saw a Church.
"Speaking of Potions, Vicky weren't we going to…?" Jade asked rolling her hands to remind Vicky.
"Ah yes, have you got them ready?" Jade nodded. "Excellent, well dish them out. And try not to get them confused. You remember how that ended last time."
Jade saluted and somehow magically produced a basket of Potion bottles out of nowhere. She handed one to Elliot, one to Brandy, and one to Emily. Once they had drunken them, Elliot with much force feeding, Vicky snapped her fingers and some ninjas walked forward dragging someone in chains, it turned out to be Lizze, Emily's mortal enemy.
"Now take Emily out of the sun before the potion finishes it's process, and take Lizze, she'll be hungry when she turns," Vicky commanded the ninjas that nodded and ushered Emily towards a carriage driven by horses and shoved her inside. Taking Lizze with them.
"Should we take Elliot straight to the bridge?" Jade asked Vicky quizzically.
"Nah, I want them to see the process of transformation," Vicky grinned evilly.
Everyone turned to Elliot who had turned pale. Then he fell to the ground squirming in pain and then his skin started turning green and he grew lumps on his face. Then when he stood on his feet he was babbling incoherently and he was even uglier than normal. He was a troll.
"It worked!" Jade shouted successfully.
Everyone then looked to Brandy who shaking violently. Then she sprouted glittery wings out of her back and her skin started to sparkle. When the transformation was done Brandy was a fairy. But not one of the Fairy's that fit in your palm, a human sized fairy.
"What the hell?" Brandy asked checking herself out.
Elliot was still babbling so Vicky snapped her fingers yet again and two more ninjas appeared. They dragged Elliot away and everyone watched him go, laughing like maniacs, Jade the loudest.
"So I guess I need to show you guys your houses," Vicky said clapping her hands together. "Hannah your friend Jess is already waiting for you and some of your friends from Youth Group are here. "
"You do not know how much trouble it's been rounding up everyone and sending out portals, we had to siphon off power across the whole town for about a week," Jade told them. "Almost had to get rid of the plumbing, man you should've seen the riot that caused."
"Brandy, Waffles will show you to your farm," Vicky said motioning to the flying mint bunny. Brandy looked uneasy but never the less started following Waffles.
"I guess we'll got to Squirkangleagon Rd first then make our way down," Jade suggested.
Vicky nodded. "That's what I was thinking, I'll call my carriage," she let out a high pitch whistle and a carriage pulled by two black horses came towards them from down the road. They all climbed into the carriage and despite is being slightly squished, they all managed to fit.
"So how did you make this place?" Louise asked.
Vicky was about to speak but Cailyn interrupted. "I'm afraid that information is classified and is only known to the dictatorship," she said officially.
"What's the…" Maddy started.
"The dictatorship is myself, Victoria and Jade, we hold all the information about Victoriana and its people," Cailyn replied before Maddy even had a chance to finish the question.
"Oh here we are the first house," Vicky said excitedly as the carriage pulled up. She then shoved Aiden out the door that Cailyn opened for her. "You work every day except Sunday and there's a booklet type thing with details on your job and the town, bye."
With that she slammed the carriage leaving Aiden standing on his front lawn looking confused. The carriage then drove for about 5 seconds and stopped. This time when Cailyn opened the door Vicky actually walked out. She then pointed to Louise who stood up and followed her. They were in front of the house that was directly beside Aiden's.
"Is this my house?" Louise asked pointing to the house in front of her.
"Correct," Vicky replied. "And across the road is a dance studio where you work."
Louise's jaw dropped and before she could throw herself at Vicky in a bear hug, Vicky ran quickly towards the carriage shouting "Drive! Drive! Drive!"
The carriage went into a U turn and drove away quickly. There was an abrupt turn as they obviously went down a different road. They stopped abruptly again and several people fell forward and hit the opposite side of the carriage. Namely Jade. Cailyn opened the right hand door carriage and Vicky stepped out.
"Hannah this is your house," she said pointing to it. "Directly to the left of your house is the Church and on the right you have Dimitri (Hannah squealed in delight) and across the road from you is where Cailyn lives."
"And there is a possibility that the person right at the end of the street will throw parties often. Because someone decided to let him do whatever he wants," Jade said glaring at Vicky out of the carriage.
"Dumbledore is the wisest person in this town and he's no good to me locked up in Gaol," Vicky snapped.
"Dumbledore!" everyone exclaimed, except for Jade who muttered, "And the oldest."
"Yes Dumbledore, and you shut up, anyway bye Hannah, you start your job tomorrow," Vicky said before she walked away back to the carriage. "You did put the information folders in the houses didn't you Jade?"
"I hope so," she replied.
"What happened to Emily anyway?" Maddi asked as the carriage started moving again.
"Turned into a vampire," Vicky replied. "Ah here's our next stop, Jaime this is you." Vicky and Jaime exited the carriage leaving Maddi sitting their blinking her eyes in a confused way. "Now you know the drill, your info is inside and you start work tomorrow bye. Oh and Maddy with a Y you can get out and walk to your house because I don't want to take my carriage down there. We're behind schedule and we need to get to Made of Soda Lane."
Maddy climbed out and Vicky climbed in. The carriage did another dangerous U turn causing several people to be slammed against the sides. Vicky hummed to herself causing everyone to stare at her; at least until Jade stood up and started singing "You can't fight the homestuck". She stopped when the carriage made another abrupt stop causing Jade to go flying forward. Again.
"Matt this is your stop," Vicky said when Cailyn opened the door on the left. When he wouldn't move Vicky shoved him. "Information inside, you start work Monday, blah blah blah, goodbye." With that she slammed the carriage door and it started moving again.
"Can I do this one?" Jade asked Vicky.
"Yes do as you wish," Vicky sighed.
"Ok Lucy your house is out here, information is inside, you start working on Monday and you live behind Georgia so don't be disturbed if you hear strange noises at night," Jade said as she led Lucy out of the carriage to her house.
She then skipped back to the carriage and sat down grinning at everyone. "Are you happy now?" Vicky asked her. She nodded. "Well it's Maddi's turn now."
"Oh this is a great time to test that new thing I put in the carriage," Jade said excitedly.
"And what might that be?" Vicky asked.
Jade grabbed a lever that was above her head. "Ejector Seat!"
Maddi screamed as she was flung through the roof of the carriage leaving a gaping hole. Vicky glared at Jade who chuckled nervously.
"Good job Jade you have successfully put a hole in my carriage, couldn't you have at least installed something that opens up?" Vicky sighed.
"Sorry," Jade said innocently.
"You might need to go to the hospital!" Vicky shouted at Maddi through the newly formed roof as the carriage preformed another U turn. "Now that leaves Ben and Georgia," she said looking over the last two left to deliver to their houses.
The carriage turned yet another corner and stopped but this time Jade didn't fall forward, instead she was thrown forwards and collided with the opposite wall.
Vicky opened a slot behind her. "Try and be a bit more gentle with the brakes!" she snapped.
"You try pulling a carriage around on your back all day," the horse talked back at her.
Vicky rolled her eyes and muttered. "Anyway Ben your house is the one on the left, Georgia the one on the right, information inside, work start Monday, yada yada yada, see you later." With that Vicky left them standing in front of a house where a girl was looking at them strangely out the window.
"I wonder how everyone's actually going to survive in this town," Jade muttered.
"I don't know, but just wait until the first council meeting comes around," Vicky said shaking her head.
"You do know that you haven't given me a house yet," Kira pointed out from where she was still sitting in the carriage.
Jade: Well, this is the new story!
Vicky: Aren't we going to finish the old one?
Jade: Uh...Kinda...Sorta...Maybe?
Vicky: Well, apart from the first two chapters, this is going to be a drabble series.
Jade: Drabbles are my expertise! So expect a lot of them!
Waffles: This story is a crossover of Harry Potter and Homestuck as well as a whole bunch of stuff that I don't give a shit about.
Jade: *hits Waffles* RUDE!
Vicky: *hits Waffles* TO THE EXTREME!
Waffles: Ow!
Jade: So expect more updates soon! This is currently our pet project!