The shoping spree from h**l
by:Annabelle Peach
rating:PG
theme:humer
e--mail:
peachy_annabelle@yahoo.com

WARNING:this fic deals with agansty theams,but
in ahumourous way.Please take no offence in any of this
;Im justtrying to have a jolly old time.*.~ By the way,
this is a GundamWing Fic.It wont be as funny if you dont
like or watch the show much.
AUTHERS NOTES:
thought Id do a humerous one.I mean,what can be more
horifiengly funny than a shoping spree when the G --boys
are involved?I got the idia from this REALLY cool fic,"the
camping trip from h**l ." by....well,I for got who its by.
But if ya know,pray tell!=)oh yah.....now matter how much
I wish itwas,Gundam wing isnt mine(it WOULD make a great
chistmas or birthday present though,*wink wink,hint hint*).
Guess Ill just have to stick to fan ficcie wrightin,eh?=)
well,I think Iv jabbered enough for now,(Hey!WAKE UP!!!
j/k.....heehee*.~)so happy reading!!!!!!!!!

PART ONE : THE DRIVE TO THE MALL OF DOOM


Heero looked out the window of the window in dismay.He
couldnt beleve HE,the "perfect soldger" was going SHOPING.
At least he wasnt alone.Hilde and Relena where draging
the other gundam piolets along,too.

"Theres just no justice," muttered Wufei.

"Wrong,"Heero muttered back,"Theres just no gun."

"True."said Trowa.(my gosh,he TALKS in this fic!*does a jig*)

Duo and Quatra nodded thier agreement.Evin Pagen
nodded.Thankfully,the two girls where in deep conversation
and didnt hear any of the reamarks.

"hmmm...Do I look better in Green or Blue,Hilde?"

"Green.Most defeatly green.So,khaki or denim?"

"hmmm..what a hard queastion!"

Duo rolled his eyes.

"Do I look better in Black or,well,black?"He mimicked.The
girls DID hear this comment.

"HEY!"shrieked the god of deth as purces where lunged at
his face.

"oh darn!" said relena as the purces missed thier target.
"Hes fast!"

"Quick!Quick like bunnies!"Hilde agreed.

Relena giggeled as Heero measured the seatbelt to
see if it was long enough to hang himself.

"Oh,heero..."She said,still giggeling.

"Oh heero...kissies kissies!" Mimicked Duo in his
most girly voice.

Duos smile faded when hilde slammed her purse into
the side of his head.

"OUCH!what do you HAVE in there,hilde!?A ton of
bricks!?"

"No.Only 50 pounds of bricks,for your information!"

"Oh.ONLY fifty.Well,color me pink and stuff a crowbar
up my nose!'

"Dont underestimate me,Mr.Deth!"


"ooooh...'Mr.deth'!what an insult!"


"shut UP,Duo!"said heero in an annoyed tone.


"hiss,hiss,heero..."muttered Duo,crosing his eyes at
Hilde but shutting up none the less.


Quatra shook his head sadly.Trowa looked quite amused.
Wufei looked suisidel.

"Children......" Quatra said,his blonde head still movin
from side to side.

"how disgusting..."said Wufei.


"Interesting,"corrected Trowa."if I had a camcorder..."
he added,comicly wistfull,


"Id figure out a way to kill myself with it."finished Heero.


"And would leave me something to kill ME with."added Wufei.


"My my,ant we a optimistic bunch?Tsk tsk,you guys!But no worries,it
isnt anything a long shoping spree wont fix!"Said Relena,her
cheeryness downright evil.

The poilets (and Pagan) groaned.


(ANS:
I am so EVIL! muwaha ahahahahahah! =)

AP