AN: This was originally a Tumblr drabble prompt and it sort of got out of control. It was continued by request. Happy Reading.

Warning: This story contains mature language, and sexual references, themes, and content. Please don't read if this offends you.

Katniss shot a glare at the woman shopping casually beside her as she frantically attempted to tug at the hem of her shorts, willing them to somehow grow longer.

"I can't believe you did this to me!" She hissed through her clenched teeth.

"What?" The woman remained casual as she continued to examine the brightly colored packages, with one already tucked under her arm. "Why is there so much pink and cute names? What's up with that?"

"I don't know, just pick one so we can get out of here!" Katniss hissed as quietly as she could, her gaze darting nervously around the store. "People are staring at me…"

She was cut off by her companion's throaty laugh. "Yeah, dressed like that, you sure you are. Jesus, you can practically see through that shirt, and honestly Everdeen, I never took you for a booty shorts kind of girl." With that she reached over and smacked Katniss right on the ass, much to the delight of the men who were already looking their way.

That was it that. The final straw. Katniss didn't care who was staring.

"First of all, they're Prim's booty shorts and my pajamas. Secondly, don't you ever slap my ass again unless you want an arrow through that hand."

She glared and stepped closer to the woman, who, to her credit, didn't bat an eyelash at her friend's angry display. "And third, you said it was an emergency, and that you were in my driveway, so I grabbed my purse, and walked out the door, in my pajamas because I thought you had an actual fucking emergency!"

The woman sighed, "It is an emergency Katniss, I told you. I think I like this one. The user reviews look good…."

"No!" Katniss cut her off. "Prim being in the hospital is an emergency. You getting in a car wreck is an emergency. Finnick getting arrested is an emergency…"

"Katniss…"

"But your fucking vibrator breaking and you dragging me to Mr. Binky's at almost midnight so you can shop for a new one is not a fucking emergency, Jo!"

Johanna's brown eyes sparkled, "But you're so much fun to take to places like this. Besides, one of these is for you."

Katniss' eyes snapped up and she blushed furiously again. "Jo, don't you dare."

"What? I figured the least I could do is make it up to you. Besides it doesn't look like you and baker boy plan on graduating from eye fucking to real fucking anytime soon, so you might as well have something to fall back on."

"Oh my god, shut up!" Katniss' eyes darted frantically around the room, "What if someone heard you?"

Johanna smirked and rolled her eyes, "Yeah, you're leaning against a wall full of anal beads, I think you're safe from judgment here."

Katniss jumped backed from the wall, causing them all to swish back and forth, eventually sending the bottom row tumbling to the ground. "Ewww, I thought those were massagers or something."

Johanna looped her arm though Katniss' and tugged her towards the front of the store. "C'mon brainless, let's get out here before one of your admirers tries to strike up a casual conversation over the butt plugs and you knock all those over too. I'll even buy you batteries. The good kind."

"Does that even matter?"

"Yes, trust me, you'll want the long-lasting kind if you're headed to the bakery to check out Peeta's buns again tomorrow."

"Jo…." Katniss hissed, "I swear…"

"Cheese buns, I meant Peeta's cheese buns of course."

"I hate you."

"You love me."