Disclaimer: I dont own Sgt frog or Keroro gunsou or what ever you wanna call it :P
{ A/N: Hi, my name is summer and this is my first fanfic ever (*fanfair plays). I have read lots of fanfics before but never written one so please excuse me if I do anything wrong.
The character "Yumimi" in this story is my character, she is based on my personality, I have uploaded a pic on my profile of what she looks like, ohh and she has a thing for dororo.
Soo anyway, this first chapter is just to warm up, its not very funny or fluffy YET but I promice it will be when I write more chapters! Please leave a reveiw if you like it,
I really dont want any mean reveiws though, remember this is my first try at this ^_^. If I can get ten reveiws by the end of this story then I will be a very happy person!
Right so here I go, I will try to make this the BEST first story ever, ENJOY!}
"...and THAT is how we are going to invade pekapon with toenail clippers!" Keroro finnished his long and idiotic speach triumpfuntly. "idiot" Giroro mumbled as he hopped off his chair and walked out of to room, "ehh...Giroro-kun?" keroro asked annoyedly, "Sorry gunsou san, these plans get worse every day" Tamama yawned as he followed giroro,
"Tamama-kun?" the green frog called louder, "Kukuku...no" Kururu commented flatly as he continued to listen to play around with his laptop and chew curry flavored gum,
"KURURU-KUN?" the sargent called louder as he fell to his knees in defeat. "I agree aswell, this plan is far too ridiculus to work" Dororo added as he stood up to leave,
"...ehh dororo? your here too?" keroro mumbled confusedly, "TOO MEAN!" dororo cried as he ran out the room following the others. "You could say, sorry excuse for a plan" angol mois smiled as she came in with tea and cookies, "I I I'm defeated" keroro moaned as he grew a depresing aura. Yep, it was a normal day! well... untill...
Suddenly alarms began to wail throughout the base, red lights flashed and sirens screemed causing everyone to freeze and run up too the hinatas living room to meet.
"Whats going on desu?" Tamama asked worryedly, "I dunno, probly something stupid" giroro grumbled, "Could we be under attack?" dororo suggested as he pulled out his katana.
Kururu then popped up through the floor in his chair and keroro ran in through the door looking out of breath, "Unidentified object heading towards the hinata residents at high speeds, possible threat, exact location for landing..." Kururu began as he read from his laptop before he was interupted by a loud crash, something smashed at a frightening fource just outside the window into giroro's tent, the fource of the object blew the entire platoon backwards so that they toppled over.
After a few minutes the smoke and dust began to settle and the object became clear, it was a large orb, a deep pink colour and was made from some sort of strong space metal. "It's a space ship desu!" Tamama exclaimed in mild shock.
After a while of silence and stairing at the crashed ship the group snapped out of their shock, "C c could there be someone in there?" asked keroro nervously as he begun to shake. "Who ever was in there must be a bad pilot" Tamama noted, "They could be hurt!" dororo exclaimed worryedly. Suddenly the door to the space craft opened and smoke escaped it, this startled everyone but they all leaned in curiously to find out the pilot. After a moment the smoke cleared and a dark green keronian tadpole could be seen, she looked female, she wore a light pink hat of which the flaps were spiked and top had cat ear shaped bobbles,her symbol was a dark blue circle with a slightly lighter blue circle inside it and a lighter blue circle inside that. she was just barly contious, covered in bruses and scratches with a drop of blood running down her face,
her eyes opened half way, they were enchanting and deep blue (and looked cute like tamama's eyes), in one hand she held a small, round, metal device with little coloured buttons on it and the other hand was gripping the katana strapped to her back (like dororo's). "G GERO?" keroro cried out in shock at the state of the poor girl, "Are you ok desu?" Tamama asked looking worryed,
"Giroro kun, go and fetch nurse pururu quickly!" Dororo instructed, giroro nodded and was about to leave the room when he was stopped by a voice from the injured girl.
"Armpit platoon...I I I will assasinate you all..." she growled, her voice full of venim, then she passed out.
It was about an hour later and the platoon with angol mois and pururu stood silently around the bed in the hospital room of the base, the new arrival was still uncontious and lieing motionless in the bed now covered in bandages and plasters. "W who do you suppose she is desu?" Tamama asked breaking the silence,
"Not sure, the one thing we do know though is that she's hostile" giroro grunted glaring at the girl. "Ok...I have done some tests and scans, she does not have any serious damage mostly cuts and bruses, she has a broken arm aswell, I cant tell much about her though, she is deffinatly a keronjin, a female, and she must be only a year or two younger me and you"
Pururu explained to keroro looking at her chart. "She is an assasin, I can tell by her wepons and aura" Dororo added looking over at the katana on the table by the bed,
"Yeah that and she said she was going to ASSASINATE us, kukuku" kururu pointed out. "Do you think she is part of the keron army? you could say allie troops"
angol mois asked.
Just at that moment the girl awoke, her eyes flickered open slowly and she groaned in pain, the first thing she saw was a bright light and six shaddows looming over her, "KYAAAA" she screemed as she sat bolt upright and went to grab for her katana which was not there. "WHERES MY WEPON? STAY BACK! I CAN KILL YOU WITH BY BARE HANDS!" the girl screemed in a panic as she hopped of the table like she had never been injured at all and held her fists up thretaningly. Everyone flinched and stared at her,
she was breathing heavily, clearly in agony but not about to back down, "Calm down, we arent here to hurt you" pururu hushed calmly, the girl tuned to face the nurse and glared at her with her shiny pure eyes. "Just tell us your name?" Pururu asked feeling a bit nervous at being stared at, "WHERE. IS. MY. WEPON?" the girl growled making her hands into fists.
Suddenly the dark green keronjins eyes flicked over to the table seeing her wepon, making a leap for it she landed on the bed grabbing the katana and the ball.
"NOW I WILL KILL YOU ARMPIT PLATOON!" the girl cried as she leaped at keroro.
"GEROOOOO" keroro screemed as she saw the pointy blade comeing at him, "Pochito" kururu snickered as his yellow finger pressed down on a little red button,
a large cage then dropped suddenly from no-where trapping the girl just short of killing the sargent."G g g gerooo?" keroro whimpered cowering from the cage,
the girl landed gracefully on her feet then fell down to one knee holding her arm in pain, tears welled up in her crystal blue eyes, "I I I failed..." she whispered as a tear fell down her cheak. "What is your name?" giroro asked sternly glaring at the girl, she looked up at him with watery eyes wipeing away the tear and doing her best not to break down in tears, "My name... is Yumimi...Lance corpral Yumimi" she growled at giroro with her teeth gritted. "Where are the rest of your platoon Yumimi?"
dororo asked with a slightly more caring tone, Yumimi clenched her fists and closed her eyes in anger, she spun around so as not to face him, "I have no platoon"
she growled with horrible venim in her voice.
The girl quickly rubbed her eyes dry and spun back around to face the platoon, "You can kill me now... for trying to assasinate you, it wont make a difference!"
she growled flatly looking heart broken. "Kill you desu?" Tamama asked confused, "Kukukuku may I do the honners sir?" Kururu asked keroro evily eyeing up a colourfullk button,
"Gero... ok!" Keroro shrugged, "WAIT!" Dororo shouted stopping kururu seconds short of pressing the button, "Ehh?" kururu asked bordly. "She may be an assasin but that is no reason to end her life,
surely there is a reason that she has been required to hurt us!" the blue ninja argued, "Giroro sighed, "I hate to admit it, but he's right, we cant kill her if she has been sent here to kill us" he growled, "I sure would like to see you suffer though brat" the red frog growled glaring evily at yumimi. Yumimi stared at dororo, she had succsessfully convinced the people she was trying to kill to spare her life, even though she was after him too. She looked deeply into his soft blue eyes, "Where do I know this guy from?...he looks ...kinda cute" she thought to herself feeling her cheaks heat up a little.
Dororo began to feel uncomftable at being stared at and blushed himself.
The girl lifted the metal orb in her hand and pointed it towards dororo, she clicked a random combination of coloured buttons and it began to glow green, her eyes closed in consentration.
"Dororo, formally zeroro, lead assasin of the keron forces, lance corpral in the armpit platoon, has learned the skills of a pekaponian ninja, is sensitive to harsh memorys from childhood and past expiriences,
weak existance" Yumimi mumbled before pressing a red button on the orb stopping it from glowing and opening her eyes again. "How did you...?" Dororo asked grabbing the hilt of his katana,
"Inorditary existance orb" she explained holding up the orb and begaining to calm down a bit, "You are ARMPIT platoon, sent to pekapon to invade, years have passed and no results have been reported" she yawned. "If you are ready to give us information now, I for one would like to know WHY you are trying to kill keroro and the others?" pururu asked sternly.
Yumimi sighed, with an annoyed roll of her eyes she bowed, " EX Lance corpral Yumimi of the AOFATS platoon" she introduced herself. "AOFATS?" asked tamama, "Hnn" nodded Yumimi. "Assasination Of Failed And Tratiorus Soldiers" Yumimi explained as she slid her katana back into its sheeth, "EX lance corpral?" asked keroro,
"...I quit my platoon, they were all jerks, always ignoring me or calling me a little girl who should go home, WHY CANT GIRLS BE SOLDIERS!" Yumimi screemed in anger as tears once again welled up in her eyes. Everyone was silent for a while, "So why are you trying to kill us? kuku" asked kururu bordly, "...Because I figured that if I went off on my own and assasinated a whole platoon by myself then I could go back and no one would tease me any more, I might even get raised in the ranks or placed in a different platoon!...
I...I am sorry though...Its nothing personal, yours was just the nearest planet" the girl answered rubbing the back of her head saddly.
Everyone looked at there feet, feeling kinda bad for the girl. "...If you promice not to try to assasinate us any more then we will let you out" Keroro mumbled,
"Yeah you can even stay here a few days desu" tamama smiled cutely trying to be kind knowing that the girl had obviously had a rough time. "...But but... I tryed to kill you all, arent you mad?" Yumimi asked in shock, "One who seems evil is often a pure person whom has been mistreated" Dororo said wisely, "...I promice I wont hurt anyone...I I wont be any trouble anymore" Yumimi smiled timmidly, "Then welcome to the armpit platoons base" keroro smiled as he opened the cage door.
Yumimi stepped out side the cage and held up the orb again, pressing its buttons and watching it glow, "Keroro, Sargent of the armpit platoon, slave to the pekapon 'Natsumi Hinata',
loved to vacume and build gundum models, an incompitant fool who cheated his way through school" she mumbled, "HEEY...thats mean" Keroro sulked as everyone laughed.
(to be continued...)