Swackhammer's Revenge
Chapter 1-The Repo Man
Wile E Coyote was enjoying a peaceful nap in his comfortable hammock. It was a bright, sunny day with a beautiful, clear sky and Wile E had an icy cool cocktail on a table beside him. Everything in his case was perfect. Nothing could disrupt him from his paradise now. He was purely in heaven. A second later, a huge bucket of freezing cold water was chucked over the coyote and Wile E screamed like a little girl. After shaking mentally to get rid of the wetness he opened his eyes and realised it was Bugs.
"Bugs! What the hell are you doing here?" asked Wile E with shock.
"Thought I'd just come round...and chuck some water over ya...it's a rabbit thing you wouldn't understand," replied Bugs.
Wile E lifted an eyebrow. "Ok...anyway, how on earth did you get in?"
"Errr...well, your front door was wide open," said Bugs with a little sarcasm in his voice.
"What...how did that happen?" asked Wile E in confusion
"Guess, you just left it open...oh yeah and doc, I almost forgot to mention that your TV's gone," said Bugs
"What!" shrieked Wile E. He stormed into the lounge, with Bugs following, and found that the TV had disappeared. He sighed in great annoyance and turned to Bugs. "Alrite Mr Wise Guy! Where is it?"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, now hold on there doc, I ain't no criminal, you surely don't think it's me who did the stealing do ya?" replied Bugs ever so innocently.
Wile E was convinced with him and turned back to the spot, where the TV should be. "Well, it wouldn't have been the repo guy that's for sure." After Wile E spoke, a random, beefy bulldog walks through the front door.
"Sorry to say this, but that's were you're wrong," he said.
"What!" exclaimed Wile E.
"You haven't been paying your bills for the last four weeks now. Don't you think you would have realised by now," he replied. Wile E stood there speechless as we watched the dog take his coffee table, computer, books and CD player. Before he left he said one last thing to Wile E. "Carry on like this and I'll be seeing you on a weekly basis." With those words he slammed the front door shut leaving Wile E hugely embarrassed in front of Bugs.
"I'm guessing from what I've just seen, you have a slight money problem," said Bugs.
"Well, it's alright for you isn't it... 'Mr I live in a mansion boy,'" replied Wile E in a bit anger.
"Whoa, chill doc, it's only cos I've got a lot of fans," said Bugs ever so casually.
"Oh thanks rub it in," muttered Wile E.
Bugs sighed and put an arm around him. "Look, how about we go to Porky's bar, have a few drinks and we can forget about this whole thing...and plus...there's something I gotta tell ya," said Bugs sounding a bit worried.
"Well, why don't you just tell me here," asked Wile E a little confused.
"Because if I tell you here, you won't believe me," murmured Bugs.
"What are you talking about?...a different place isn't going to change what I think," argued Wile E.
"Trust me doc...it will," replied Bugs. "Now come on, I could do with a cocktail."
Wile E shrugged in reply and the two of them walked out of the house and slowly down the street towards Porky's Bar.