Chapter One
AN: written by Xx_Kutting_4_LYFE_xX aka SALLY and _H0eV15_ (AKA JADE )luv u gurl but not like that because I only lik boys (emo) pls like and lev a review no flaming or ur a prep/poser loser loooool XD
My name is Salem Senile Misery and this is my story.
Warmed by the blood of my open wrists my best friend, Sabrina Aurora Chlorate Levine passed me her black tissues to clot by bloody rists. I cryed bloody tears from my eyes
"Why did he leave me" I balled
"He's a fuking poser gurl, dont u worry aboot him" she fried.
I wyped the last of my bloody tears, running down my pale skin, I rubbed my hands on my short black skater skirt with chains on from hot topic. The chains clanged as I walked away from Sabrina so I could cry in my room and slit my rists open even more than they already were.
Suddenly from around the corner of the Hogwarts hallway, I bumped into Draco, the thottest boy in all of skool. His blond hair glistened in the dark hallway
"Draco" I pleaded
"Who are you " he roared
"I am Salem Senile Malfoy-sorry I mean mizery" I quivered
"Cool" he said sadly and cried as he walked the down the hallway. (Sensitive boyz r so emolicious:DD)) I cried too and I cud hear Sabrina cying from down the holeway. But through my tears a finally grew a pear and yelled.
"DRACO" I screeched
He turned around, tears ran like a marathon down his beautiful pale cheeks. His eyeliner made his tears black as the nightly sabbath. He looked so emolicious.
"Samen" he pronounced
"Yes my dearest" I mumbled
"Go to hogsmeade wiv me and we can go to that green day concert" he questioned
"YES OF Course" I whispered
I was very happy because they would play my favourite, boobelard of broken dreems and billy joe Armweek was soooooo dreamy and emolicious( but not as emolicious as Gerard way 333) Draco gave me a piercing stare and walked back down the hallway. I went back to the hall becuSe I was hungry and wanted some blood from one of the first years. I saw Sabrina and told her all about draco but don't worry even though I'm so much prettier than her and Draco was the hottest emo boy Eva (in skool ily Gerard my address is 666 Satan Gardens Firey Pit in Hell SS13 666 United Kingdom, please coem there) she wasn't jealpus bc she likes another guy (emo)
Sabrina's eyes glazed over with lust Sshe saw dumbledora come round the corner, his dyed black wiv purple streakz beard glistening with sweat from a hard day of work.
"Ermagerdddd he's so hawtttt! So emo liscious!" Screeched Sabrina
Sabrina was rly into older men, and I mean older men. Bit weird if you ask me but she's my bff and I don't kinkshame. As Sabrina's cheeks fllled with the blood she didn't have, dumbliedoor passed by us. I went up to my room to prepare my outfoot for the consert l8er, I didn't care about classes bc I'm a rebelllll.
I choose my pitiful outfit. It was Black corset with red lacing like blood I wore a black miniskirt with red gishments like blood it reminded me of cutting I liked that on my foots were boots made of blackest leather from hot topic (they do leather now I promise I live near a hot topic, I love
my country of amberica). I'm sure drake would love it. It showed of my butt and bobs, but I'm not a whore I swer.
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Draco arrived at my door looking hot and emolicious as evurr.
"You look great" he said depressedly.
"Thanks" I said sadly, lethargicaly.
He took me to his car, it was a 1990 Black Honda Civic DX (I luv Honda Civics, Jade does 2). I stepped inside, it had seat covers as red as fresh blood and a blood and coffin scented air freshener hung on the rearview mirror. Draco passed me a vape. I sucked in on the black vape. The vape juice was ashes flavour, I loved it because it reminded me of death. As we drove a girl slammed into the windscreen. Neither me or Draco cared because it was Cho Chang, a PP (preppy poser - I made that up), the car shook as we ran over her lifeless body. In no time we were at hogsmeade, we flipped off posers as we drove right into the mosh pit. Nobody cared cuz we were so metal. People (emo) moshed to green day. Billy joe armstrweak looked as hot and emolicious as ever. We jumped out of the Honda Civic and joined in the moshing. Billy was singing my favrite bop, bovelard of borken dreams.
"My Shadows the only one who walks beside me
My shallow hearts the only thing that's beating" sand Billy joos sexah voice.
The lyrics were so relatable. Draco looked soooo emolicoos in the low light, his eyelinder ran down his face like a black avalanche. Right there in the mosh pit, our red vampireish eyes met, before I know it, we were frenching. Our tongues moved to the beat and Billy's words. He tasted like ashy vape. Draco broke our kizz. He looked deep into my red eyes.
"I love you Salem." He cried.