Hello! This is a random thing which I came up with in my wood lesson where we were doing metal work? Any way I hope you like this and enjoy! This is beta'd by DarknessDrought whom is awesome! And if you are Irish don't take offence please I mean no racial discrimination…. At all…. I'm only commenting on your fantasy/real (in my opinion) character of which john might be…. Enjoy!
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Sherlock glacier eyes focused on john, the icy blue locking onto him like a baby koala holds onto its mother or a tree hugger hugs a tree in a passionate embrace, back to the point. John sat there his blond tufty hair oh so blonde and tufty, chocolate button eyes flicking across today's paper carefully memorising the information to use at a later notice. Sherlock stared, and started to think how he was going to put this…How was he going to put this?A battle in his mind began one side opposing the other. It went kind of like this…"Come on Sherlock don't be a wimp just ask him!" Said one side of his mind."No you can't, you haven't known him long enough! I mean what about if he isn't…" Exclaimed the other."Oh shut up! Now Sherlock you have known John what 3-4-5 months and have deduced everything about him apart from this one point just ask," Shouted the other, (these speaker's were becoming world war three in Sherlock's mind)."John might be offended though!" Opposed the 2nd."And might move out," Finished the 1st."Just do it!" They both cried and it was settled Sherlock would ask.- - - Sherlock sprung up from his usual chair and sat rather close to john on the sofa. John looked up to see the tall sociopath he called a *friend* next to him, to put it precisely - towering over him. Sherlock was tall john was … short, small, a midget, tiny, so short. "What Sherlock?" He said, now continuing to read the horoscope page. Scorpio- today is a strange day…"John there something I've been wanting to say to you for a few weeks… months."Strange occurrences and a friend will ask many strange things… "And we have been living together for about 6 months…"And even weirder announcements too…. "And I don't quite know how to put it."And your families past will creep back.
John was scared. He was petrified. What was Sherlock getting at? Family history? Meaning Harry and Clara? And strange days? Sherlock leaned closer john edged away."John" Sherlock let out and exasperated gasp "This may sound tad too farfetched but…" John was now peeing himself he wasn't gay no, no, no, no, no, no, no! He was in a happy relationship with Sarah and Sherlock was just his flat mate and his best friend! 'Oh god, Sherlock's gaaaaaaaaaaaaay! I have been living with a gay sociopath! I'm not homophobic, but its sill strange thinking he was straight as a banana (Bad example…), but in fact was sailing on the other lake catching other fish!' John was more scared than he had been watching Bambi's mother die in the Disney film."… John… Are you a lepricorn?""What?" This was all John could muster."HAHAHAHAHA! DENIAL JOHN, A SIGN THAT YOU ARE INDEED LYING! JOHN COME HERE GIVE ME YOUR POT OF GOLD!" John was gone he had jumped out of the way as Sherlock had lunged at him, and was now rapidly descending the stairs. 'HELP!' that was all he could think of….
Hope you liked this, next chapter up soon will john escape lepricorn catching Sherlock and is john a lepricorn? More will be explained to why Sherlock thinks john is a lepricorn but you will have to wait and see! Reviews are much appreciated and are very tasty!