A/N: YAY DRABBLES! I find these so much fun. Don't you? I do! eh hem, yup sorry. Anywho, I would like to say I ADORE PROMPTS! You want AstridxHiccup fluff? Sure. Hiccup and Toothless FRIENDSHIP fluff? Of course. Anything in between or that you can come up with? Most definitely. There will be rules, though!

NO SEX SCENES. Kissing, yes. Blood and fighting scenes, yes. Anything beyond that? HECK NO.

NO YAOI. Or gay or whatever you like to call it. I do not believe in it, but I'm not against gays either. Not at all. I actually have some friends that are gay and they are probably the best people I have ever met. You will never find me at one of those protests, but it is against my beliefs.

I do not like profanity. You don't need to make a story cuss to prove a point or just to make it funny. I will prove this! I am determined!

OK: think I'm done here! So, please prompt! I beg! So, I'm guess what I'm saying here is HELP ME. I want you guys to take part too, it makes the story specialer! Is that a word? Whatever it is now. XD So, I hope you like this. There will be sad ones, funny ones, general ones, full on fluff ones, whatever you guys want you just gotta ask. *cough cough* Now, I present to you, my first ever drabble!

That'd be Useless

Toothless's POV

"Astrid! I didn't mean it! I was just kidding!" My rider whined as his mate chased him around swinging her ax like a wild women.

I sat with Astrid's Nadder, Sharp, whilst watching Hiccup and Astrid train in handling weapons. And then it kinda erupted, and here we were now watching Hiccup run for his life. Why don't I explain?

Hiccup used to be at a total lost with fighting, until he found out he was left-handed. He was quite the swords-man now. Dare I say better than Astrid? Well, I think I shall. While Astrid could handle throwing an ax or using a hammer, Hiccup could easily dodge and swing with swords. It took us all by surprise when he actually beat Tuffnut the second time they challenged each other. Astrid, being Astrid, and despite the fact she was madly in love with the fishbone (though she would NEVER admit it), was more determined than ever to beat Hiccup in a sword-fight. Not wanting to miss the show, Sharp and I decided to tag along and watch safely from the side lines.

They started off pretty easily. Just like any other match would, a dodge here, a swing there. Until they started talking during the match. Astrid got competitive when it came to sports, and she threw insults and teases at the boy playfully. Hiccup, not good in sports, came competitive when it came to a challenge of words. And, well, get in a challenge of words with Hiccup, and you were, what's the word humans used? Screwed. Hiccup is witty, can think on his feet, and doesn't think before he speaks!

"Can't catch me Hiccup! Face it you're good, but not that good," Astrid had teased with a sly smile. She dodged another one of his swings. (Don't worry, we made SURE that no wooden cases would be falling off this time). Hiccup chuckled at Astrid's words, before dodging one of her blows.

"Well, Astrid the great, we'll see about that," he mocked playfully. I rolled my eyes as the two bantered and bickered. I could feel Astrid getting angrier and more frustrated the longer the fight continued.

"Hiccup, this is going to last until I beat you, and I admit that could last a while. So cry uncle so I don't have to give you a concussion!" Astrid demanded.

Hiccup laughed. "Come on Astrid, admit it! I can actually beat you in something that deals with physical movement for once!"

"NEVER!" she shouted, but still smiling.

"Really, Toothless, do you think this will ever end?" Sharp complained. I smirked.

"Most likely: no. This is going to take a while. . ." I said with a sigh. We turned our attention back to the dueling couple, watching Astrid make fierce strikes as Hiccup swiftly dodged out of the way. They sure do make a pair, I'll tell you that.

"Come on Astrid, you cry uncle!" Hiccup mused.

"Ha!" Astrid snickered. "You wish! At least I can carry a hammer!" she mocked, stopping a bit. Letting herself off guard.

Hiccup smiled. Seeing a good opportunity, he thrust his sword forward and mildly tapped her stomach. Astrid's mouth gaped, totally surprised, and full of anger. Hiccup smiled. "At least I can dodge!" he teased.

Astrid was furious. With her eyes narrowed and jaw set in a tight line she swung viciously at Hiccup's chest. Hiccup dodged quickly, gasping at Astrid's violent swing.

"At least I have coordination when it comes to walking!" Astrid roared, angry at the fact her boyfriend had beaten her.

"At least I can control my temper!" Hiccup protested.

Astrid growled and swiped the blade back and forth trying to hit Hiccup. Hiccup parried back and forth, dodging every one. Astrid snarled and swung her sword at his head, Hiccup narrowly missing the blow by ducking and laughing as he did. That's what did it.

Astrid blew up. "AT LEAST I HAVE BOTH MY LEGS!"

Everything froze. The earth practically held its breath. Astrid's hand flew to her mouth, her eyes glazing over. Sharp's jaw dropped. Rage bubbled inside me. Reminding him he was crippled, reminding me I couldn't save all of him! That was IT! I sprung up, ready to protect my human if needed.

"How dare you mention his-!" I began, but Hiccup cut me off.

He sprung up, face full of an anger no one was used to. "AT LEAST IT'S NOT MY TIME OF THE MONTH EVERY OTHER WEEK!"

Hiccup's hand flew to his mouth. My jaw dropped. I would've found it hilarious if we weren't in this situation. . .

The couple stood there, both of them with hands over their mouth. Both totally shocked, and taken off guard. Then Astrid took into realization what Hiccup just said. Slowly, her hand left her mouth. She stepped towards Hiccup, eyes looking watery.

"Hiccup, listen, I'm so sorry I said that! You know I didn't mean it I was just angry! Please forgive me, I should've never said it I take it back! Oh gods," she said, falling onto Hiccup into a hug. "I didn't mean it, really I didn't! It was just-," She continued, getting hysterical.

"Astrid it's ok," Hiccup soothed, pulling her off of him so they could look at each other. "You were just angry. I understand. It happens to all of us. . ." he said, looking down and smiling sheepishly, knowing his anger over powered him, too. I sat down, knowing the couple would be ok now. I glanced at Sharp, who gave the same worried, sincere expression I also had.

"Hiccup," Astrid chuckled, lifting Hiccup's chin with her index finger, "what you said wasn't nearly as bad. Insulting yes. But what I said was out of line. Do you forgive me?"

Hiccup chuckled. "Course I do."

Astrid smiled, and kissed Hiccup on the lips. As usual. . . "Good. That was to make up for what I said, and for you forgiving me," she said with a bright smile. Then she reached her hand behind her, and slowly began to pull out the ax she always kept on her back. "and this, is for insulting me like that!"

Why the girl had the ax in the first place, I'll never know. She already had the sword, bringing the ax was really pointless in my opinion. Hiccup looked nervous now, knowing exactly what he had coming.

"Hiccup," I called. He looked to me, begging for help. "I would run." He slowly looked back to Astrid timidly. With one nervous chuckle, he shot off in the other direction.

So here we are now!

We watched the girl-warrior and boy-genius run around in circles with half-amusement. One shouting curses and threats, the other apologizing and begging to be spared. I actually chuckled a little at the situation.

"Hey Toothless," Sharp said, slowly guiding her attention to me instead of the fight.

"Yes," I said, looking to her.

"You're a Night Fury," she stated.

I snickered. "I am! How come nobody told me?"

She raised an eye, looking un-amused. "That's not my point. You're a Night Fury, there-fore you're over possessive than most dragons. . ." I raised my eyes now, realizing where she was getting at. "And you are rather protective of that boy or yours, and I was wondering why you haven't interfered between any of Astrid's or Hiccup's little quarrels."

I laughed lightly, quickly glancing at the fighting teens before turning my attention back to Sharp. "We both know Astrid would never really hurt the boy. She just wants to scare him," I explained.

"Well don't you think we could put an end to these little fights? That can't be good for their relationship," she said sounding worried.

I looked at the couple. Then back to the Nadder. Then back at the couple again. And then back to Sharp. I burst into laughter. "That, my friend, is a lost cause!"

Hiccup then darted in front of us, stopping for a moment to catch his breath. He looked to me annoyed. "Geez," he said, still trying to breathe right, "thanks bud. I appreciate that," he said sarcastically.

I caught a wisp of blonde coming from behind the boy. "Hiccup, behind you. . ."

"What?" He turned just in time to see Astrid coming at him full speed. He barely ducked one of her tackles. She sprung back up, and looked between the two of us.

"What he say?" she demanded.

Hiccup crossed his arms with a sigh. "He explained to Sharp that stopping our fights is really useless."

Astrid snickered loudly before looking to her dragon. "Oh please, that ship has sailed!" she declared, taking Hiccup off guard as she leapt to tackle him.

He fell to the ground with a yelp, Astrid laughing. I chuckled a bit myself. Who needed little children when I had Hiccup and Astrid to watch?

A/N: Well that was fun. I feel bad for making Astrid say that, hope you guys aren't mad! Hope you enjoyed, review and prompt for more ; ) Sorry I know it was short, next one will be longer.

God Bless!