On Board
With Vampires
A/N: Hey……………. This is ALICEandra634 and co-writer ,who is equally awesome, present you this story!
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Ch. 1
Perfect Day to Nightmare
Ten Days Earlier
Jacob's POV
It all started when we were all watching college football minus Carlisle who was at work, Esme at Home Depot getting paint, darling Nessie was at her cottage, and Alice was upstairs doing God knows what. I was completely happy, but then the little pixie had to ruin it!
"YAY, YAY, YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then the little pixie ran downstairs, out the door, then, circled the house at top speed. Bella got up and yelled, "ALICE!!!!" at the top of her lungs. We all turned around towards the window and saw the midget halt to a stop.
"Bella!" she yelled. She ran through the front door and tackled Bella to the ground.
'What the hell?!?' I thought.
Edward turned to Jasper and asked, "Is Alice on drugs?"
"Hey, that's my thing!" Emmett said indignantly.
Alice rolled her eyes at Edward. Then turned back to Bella and asked, "Guess what?"
"Get off of me!" Bella said, annoyed. She shoved Alice off. Then, Alice pulled Bella up with such force, she collided with the sofa and everyone on it fell backwards.
"Oops." Alice said and she giggled.
Edward turned to Jasper again. "Are you sure she's not on drugs?"
Alice ignored Edward again and walked to the other side of the sofa. She lifted the sofa with such strength, everyone was thrown off. She went over to Bella and outstretched her arm. Bella slapped her hand away.
"No more helping for you!" she said.
I pointed to myself and said, "Aren't you going to help me up?"
The pixie walked over to me and said a simple, "Nope."
Blondie got up and said in her usual annoyed tone, "This better be good Alice."
"Oh it is, my sister." Alice said diabolically.
Then, all of a sudden Edward jumped up and yelled, "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"WHAT???????????????" Everyone (minus Alice and Edward) said in unison.
Alice finally spilled the beans, "WE'RE GOING ON A CRUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Emmett yelled equally happy.
"WITHOUT BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Alice finished.
"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rosalie yelled. All the boys stared at her strangely.
"Hey, I need my "me" time. Emmett is already starting to rub off on me and I got to get rid of this dog stench, right?"
"That's disrespectful!" I retorted. "Well, Nessie and I will miss you all dearly."
"Uh... Jake… She's coming too." Alice said.
"She would never leave me!" I gasped.
Suddenly Nessie appeared through the door with five bags of hot pink luggage saying, "When do we leave?"
My jaw dropped. "Nessie?" I croaked. "You too?"
"Yes, Jake! Alice told me as she passed the cottage at top speed." Nessie cooed as she pinched my cheek.
"We're all being dumped dude." Emmett said patting my shoulder in a sympathetic way.
"How did this exactly happen?" Jasper asked.
"Well… Carlisle finally got tired of us wrecking the house-" Alice began but got interrupted by Bella who said, "You mean you wrecking the house, then blaming it on me, Rosalie, and Nessie."
"Uh, no. It's your fault too." Alice said.
"How?" Bella asked.
"Remember that time you gave me the hammer that destroyed Emmett's room floor which caused him to fall through?" Alice said smugly.
"You told me you were going to stick a nail in the wall!" Bella shouted
"That was you?" Emmett said incredulously.
"Uh, no! Rosalie did that." Alice said.
"Rosalie, why did you do that?!" Emmett cried. I rolled my eyes.
"I – but – what – Alice!" Rosalie stuttered.
Alice ignored her and continued talking to Bella.
"What about when Rosalie deliberately gave me permanent neon pink paints that provoked me to paint Edward's favorite car?"
"You told me you were going to paint your closet!" Rosalie shouted.
Edward turned around in a flash and yelled, "You painted my car?!"
"Uh, no! It was Rosalie! Would I do that to my favorite brother?" Alice said eyes shining with hurt.
The "man of steel" gave in, turned to Rosalie and yelled, "Rosalie, why did you do that?!" I nearly broke out laughing.
"I – but – what – Alice!" Rosalie stuttered.
Alice, once again, ignored Blondie and continued questioning Bella.
"How about when Nessie gave me that red stained lip gloss on purpose so that I use it to vandalize the school?!"
"You told me you were going to use it on the poor tasteless misfits that don't know how to wear makeup!" Nessie said.
Poor naïve Nessie. It was just sad.
Out of nowhere the Cullen's school principal appeared and stormed to Alice.
"Alice Cullen! You did that?!"
"Absolutely not! It was Rosalie!" Alice said accusingly, pointing her finger at Blondie. I actually felt sorry for her. It was definitely not her day.
"WHAT!" Rosalie yelled. "Oh, sorry, WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Rosalie, detention."
"She didn't even do it!" Emmett yelled.
"Emmett, detention."
"Seriously, she didn't-" Edward said before being cut off with,
"Edward, detention."
"Wait, how did you get in here?" Jasper demanded.
"Jasper, detention."
"He's right, how did you get in here?" Bella questioned.
"Isabella, detention."
"Hey, she didn't do anything!" Nessie yelled.
"Renesmee, detention."
"Looks like your principal learned a new word." I muttered.
"Jacob, detention."
"I don't even go to your school! And how do you know my name?" I yelled.
"Jacob, two days."
"He did nothing!" Bella yelled.
"Isabella, two weeks detention."
"Sweetie, just shut up now." Edward said through his teeth.
"Edward, three weeks for bad language."
"Hey! We're not even at school, you can't punish us." Jasper said.
"Jasper, one month detention."
"WHAT!!!! How come they got two weeks?"
"Jasper, four months."
"How did you get from one month to four?!"
"Jasper, six months."
"Are you kidding me?"
"Jasper, expelled."
"WHAT? Wait, at least I don't need to serve those detentions."
"Never mind, you still have six months detention."
At this point the stupid pixie was laughing her head off.
"No!!! Alice did this!" Rosalie yelled.
The principal ignored her and told Alice, "It must be so hard to have siblings who always blame you for their faults." She turned to us, "You should be ashamed of yourselves."
I went the principal and said to wait a moment. I grabbed Alice by the arm and pulled her into the next room. I spun her around and yelled, "Fix this!"
"Alright, alright, gosh. I'll fix this." Alice said.
We went back to the group and Alice broke down into fake sobs.
"What's wrong, perfect student of mine?" the principal said giving in like a sap to her lies.
"It's just that now I can't go on my skiing trip. You see, my wonderful parents promised me that if we were good we could go on vacation to the Swiss Alps. But, now since they have detention, we can't do that." Alice sobbed.
Suddenly, I felt a pang of sorrow for the little pixie even though I knew her words were complete lies and that she had caused all this. Evil little pixie!
The principal must have felt sadness too because she turned to us and said, "Alright, I shall remove the detentions, but take this as a warning and never vandalize the school again. Good day!" I blinked and she was gone. Creepy.
"How are you able to get out of problems like this?" Rosalie asked, for once being astonished.
"'Cause I have the gift of cute," Alice said.
"They never think of the gift of pretty anymore," Rosalie grumbled. "It's not fair!"
"Oh just go pack!" Alice shouted pointing upstairs.
"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rosalie squealed, all anger at Alice evaporated.
This was what went from an awesome day to a nightmare, all to thanks to that stupid pixie!
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