Columbia's POV
"Golly, don't you think Rocky's a little skilled for being a couple hours old?" I asked, a giggle escaping from my lips as I looked at the monitor. "He's practically putting something in Janet.."
"Skilled? I think there just slobbering all over each other," Magenta replied, a smirk on her face. "Besides, Riff can give me a better time any day.."
"Frankie sure knew what he was doing when he made Rocky," I added, ignoring what Magenta had just told me. "Makes me wanna take back the just 'okay' part..."
"You got your eyes on the creation's co-"
"Magenta!"
"You like Rocky's firecracker?"
"Stop, Mags!"
"You want his mega-sized feather duster?"
"Mags, you are so gross!"
"So you don't want his over the top sex device?"
"Mags, can we not talk about this right now?" I said, pulling out a magazine and placing it in front of my face, clearly frustrated.
"Oh, alright," She said, giving in. "Are you fine after...you know?"
"...Yeah, I'm holding up a bit." I replied. "I'll be okay in no time."
We both grew silent, Magenta pulled out a magazine. I shifted to a comfortable position before I flipped through the pages of the magazine that was already in my hands. Magenta did the same.
We read for a fair amount of time before a figure wheeled his way into our room from out of nowhere then left. Hey, that looked a lot like the uncle Eddie told me about! I shrugged and continued to read. I doubt I'm correct.
"Magenta," I looked up to see Riff Raff. "Its time to prepare our dinner."
"I'll be right down, wonderful brother." Magenta said before her brother/lover nodded and exited. She turned to me and said, "Be patient."
I nodded. "Okay."
And with that, she left. Way to ruin the fun. I looked back down at my magazine, but quickly grew bored of it. I needed something to distract me, something that will make me forget my misery.
I decided to turn my gaze back on the monitor, facing the sight of Janet and Rocky's rather safe sex. Although it was too safe for my own good, it looked like they were having fun. Inexperienced fun, but fun nonetheless.
I wish I were having fun, but I know that isn't going to happen anytime soon.
Dinner Time
When I heard the loud bang of that gong, I headed down to the dining room. Once I was settled in, everyone else was beginning to arrive and take their seats.
Rocky, off all people, decided to sit next to me. Every since that situation between him and Janet occurred, I couldn't help but think about what Magenta was teasing me about. Call me horny, but at least I'm not as big of a slut as Janet!
I was a bit mad at Rocky, but how can I blame him on all my troubles? Frank was the one who took half of Eddie's brain! Frank was the one who suddenly threw me off! I know I should be mad at Frank, but it's difficult for me to snap at him.
My thoughts were interrupted when I heard Eddie's name being said by the similar looking man.
"Eddie!" I shrieked, only to bethreatened by Frank and his slicer.
"That's a rather tender subject, another slice anyone?"
I looked down at my plate and automatically dropped my utensils.
"Excuse me." I screamed and cried for a moment outside of the dining room area, then headed to my room.
Oh, Eddie! First I was having a great time with you when you were singing your song, but Frank had to ruin the fun and kill you! When you were out of hope, I told you to stay sane inside the insanity around you. Our relationship was short, I very nearly loved you. Although it was short, we savored each moment with tender love. I wish you were here again!
I cried a little, then brushed myself off and headed back to the dining room.
"I'm sorry," I began. I looked up and the dining room was empty, the only person there was Rocky.
"Where'd everyone go?" I asked him.
He pointed upward.
"The lab?"
He nodded.
"Okay, let's go!"
I was met by the sight of Frank teasing Janet and telling her to "wise up." He then turned them to stone when they threatened him in song mentioning hot dogs. That's when I snapped.
"My God! I can't stand any more of this! First you spurn me for Eddie, and then you throw him off like an old overcoat for Rocky! You chew people up and then you spit them out again. I loved you, do you hear me? I loved you! And what did it get me? Yeah, I'll tell you: a big nothing. You're like a sponge. You take, take, take, and drain others of their love and emotion. Yeah, well, I've had enough! You're gonna choose between me and Rocky, so named 'cause of the rocks in his head!"
Before I knew it, I was stone too. Cold, motionless stone.