Disclaimer: Unfortunately, Georgia, Dave the Laugh, Ace Gang etc do not belong to me
Dear Gee,
I just thought you should know that you looked especially beautiful today. The wind-swept hair thing is cute.
Lots of love,
Dave the Laugh (Hornmeister)
Dear Davey,
Wind swept hair? I was scared birds were going to lay eggs in it! Also, it's vair unfair that you can call me Gee and I just call you Dave/the Laugh/Hornmeister etc. "Dave" can't be nicknamed!
Love, Geeeeeeeee Geeeeeeee
Dear Gee,
Haven't you heard? Birds are very "in" this year. I completely agree on the name front. Not Davey, please! Anyway, how's your holiday?
Lots of love,
Daveeeeee the Laugh
Dear Dave,
What's your middle name? Can we do something there? (oo-er). Swiss Family Mad as bonkers as usual. Here, Libs wants to say hi:
Hello Dave. Luve Liby
Sorry, Libby germs.
Love,
Georgia xxx
Dear Gee,
That's absolutely top secret, you know that! Say hello to Libs from me. Tell her I miss her. Not as much as you, of course. Also, send me more photos. I miss your gorgeous face.
A million kisses,
Love Davi (?) xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Dear Dave,
Pleeease? I'll only laugh in my head. Here, photos! The first is us looking at crappo birds, the second is us looking at the crappo sea, and the third is my crappo family. I've asked Mum if you can come up here and stay for a while, but she was completely unreasonable.
TWO million kisses,
Love Gee xxxxx
Dear Ace Gang,
HELP. MY FAMILY IS DRIVING ME MAD. YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE. SEND HELP WITHIN THE NEXT THREE DAYS, OR I WILL DROWN WITH THE DOLPHINS.
LOVE (MAYBE FOR THE LAST TIME)
GEORGIAAAAAAAAAAAA, MWAH MWAH XOX
Dear Gee,
No! It doesn't look that bad, apart from that sour look on your face. Smile! Pull faces like your crazy Dad! You'll be home soon. I don't blame your Mum. I would be able to keep my hands off you.
Hugs, kisses, and lots of love,
Dave xoxoxoxoxox
DEAR GEE,
WE'RE ON OUR WAY. FOR REAL. SEE YOU SOON!
LOVE JAS, ROSIE AND TOM!
Dear Dave,
Smiling photos! Me and Jas on the crappo beach, me and Rosie on the crappo glass boats, me and Tom doing crappo handstands, and all seven of us at the crappo bach. Come up and hang out with us! I miss you!
Love Gee xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
P.S- I read your postcards to Georgie, you two are v v cute! –Jas
P.P.S- Hi Dave! Hope your hols are good. Tom
P.P.P.S- Ooh, missing Gee are you? Don't worry, 10 days until you can have her (oo-er). Rosieeeeeeee! Mwah mwah
P.P.P.P.S- Libs loves you too!
Dear Gee + gang (mostly Georgie),
Those photos are much better! I love your tan. I wish I was there I bet I miss you more! Xxx
Thank you Jas *blush*. My holidays are alright Tom, yours? Yes, Rosie, I miss her like mad! I want her now! Love you too Libby.
Mwah mwah (as Rosie would say),\
Dave!
P.S. I love you Gee xxxxxxxxxxx
Dear Dave,
But who do you love the most, hmm? We're kidnapping Georgie until you tell us! See, photo of her tied up! (oo-er)
Love Ro-ro and gang
Dear Ace Gang,
Gee first, then Libs, then Rosie, then Jas, then Tom. Now give me back my Georgia!
Dave
Dear Gee,
I'LL SEE YOU IN TWO DAYS. MUM'S LETTING ME COME UP. HOORAY!
LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF LOVE,
DAVE XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Dear Ace Gang,
I think I'm in love with Dave. Properly. No, I'm certain. Girls, I think I've found the one!
Mwah mwah,
Gee-Gee xx