AN: This is my first attempt at writing a story for BBC Sherlock where John and Sherlock text each other. So try not to be too harsh with the reviews. But all reviews are still welcomed. If I did something wrong, please tell me and I will try to fix it. Thank you!

[8:34 PM] John? – SH

[8:40 PM] Oh. You're ignoring me. Again. – SH

[8:41 PM] Of course this is your own fault you know. I told you that you shouldn't try and cook, and look what happened? – SH

[8:43 PM] What are you doing? Besides ignoring me of course. –SH

[8:47 PM] John. Stop this. –SH

[8:51 PM] Why must you always insist on acting childish? –SH

[8:56 PM] Do you want an apology? In that case you're being even more stupendously stubborn.

[9:01 PM] For some reason I think you may be trying to irritate me on purpose.

[9:20 PM] Fine. I've given it some thinking. From now on I will label the human liver sample I brought home from the cow liver that you bought, so next time you won't cook the sample by accident. Will that make you happy?

[9:25 PM] John…? –SH

[9:27 PM] I turned my phone off so I didn't have to deal with your nagging. –JW

[9:27 PM] So I was right about you ignoring me on purpose. –SH

[9:28 PM] Of course Sherlock. Always right. –JW

[9:30 PM] Somehow I sense a sort of sarcasm from you. –SH

[9:30 PM] Astute observation. –JW

[9:31 PM] Again with the sarcasm, John. –SH

[9:32 PM] I still have that taste in my mouth you know! You're lucky you told me before I swallowed it… –JW

[9:32 PM] I'm the lucky one? –SH

[9:34 PM] Yes. How was I supose to know which liver to cook? You put the sample in the bag from the market and placed it exactly next to the liver that I brought home.

[9:35 PM] It's 'Supposed', John. –SH

[9:35 PM] What? –JW

[9:36 PM] You wrote 'supose' instead of 'supposed'. –SH

[9:36 PM] Correct my texts one more time Sherlock, and I swear I will burn all of your nicotine patches. –JW

[9:37 PM] You would not. –SH

[9:37 PM] Would. –JW

[9:38 PM] Fine. I won't correct your texts again. –SH

[9:39 PM] Gooddf –JW

[9:40 PM] I'm sorry what? –SH

[9:41 PM] Oh sorry I meant 'good'. My hands are shaking so it's hard to type.

[9:42 PM] Intoxicated again, are we? –SH

[9:43 PM] No. Just cold. –JW

[9:43 PM] See? This is what happens when you storm out of the flat with no jacket. –SH

[9:44 PM] What were you doing anyways? –SH

[9:45 PM] I just took a walk to clear my head. Why? –JW

[9:47 PM] Well when you abruptly leave home and don't come back for at least 40 minutes I would like to know what you're up to. –SH

[9:48 PM] I'm coming back now anyways. You'd better have cleaned up that liver by the time I get there. –JW

[9:50 PM] I'll see to that now. –SH

[9:51 PM] Don't you dare make mrs. Hudaon clean it for you. –JW

[9:52 PM] Hudaon? I was unaware Mrs. Hudson changed her last name. –SH

[9:53 PM] SHERLOCK. –JW

[9:53 PM] JOHN. –SH

AN: So yeah! That's my very short fic for you. I took a break from some of my other stories because I was a little brain dead. I was in the mood for writing something Sherlock related… and this is what I came up with. I hope you enjoyed it! And I hope they seemed in character enough. Review and tell me what you thought of it! Please no spoilers in the reviews, as I have only seen season one of this show, and I'm of course planning on watching the rest of it too. Anyways, bye!

-Moose