"Driver, please stop for a minute at that high school," said Hajime from the backseat of his mom's sedan.
"Yes, sir, Mr. Hinata," stated his mother, Sheryl.
"What is going on in there?" Hajime asked.
"It appears to be a high school dance, sir," responded Sheryl. "Would you care to attend?"
"Yes," said the gorgeous amnesiac-type replied. "I'm feeling a little lonely tonight and I have a feeling I might meet someone special there."
Koizumi Mahiru pushed up her Wonderbra b-cups to get his attention but Hajime did not even notice her as he walked past her and her uggs from last year. "My name is Hinata," he declared cutely. "What is yours?"
"Nashgito Komaedo," retorted the boy. "I'm Spanish and Italian."
"Why are you alone?" He questioned, his dark ahoge flowing like a dark river.
"Why are you alone?" He flirted confidently.
"Because me and Nanami broke up," he adjoined. "But I cannot understand why you are alone. You are such a handsome boy." He was right. He was handsome in a very subtle way that not everyone understood at first. Just as his mother told him before she died in a plane crash.
Hinata took Komaedo by the hand and they slow danced. The school's headmaster, Monobear, did not enforce the 12 inch rule and their bodies were touching because he saw how important this moment was to Komaedo and to Hinata. At that moment, he decided to give Komaedo an egg.
"I am so glad I requested my mom to stop in Hope's Peak Academy," uttered Hinata. "I want to tell you that you are very different from the super high school levels I've met, but in a good way. Also you will get a real talent soon. Would you care to be next in my movie?"
"Yes," Komaedo spoke. "But first I must ask you something that I have been thinking about that has also been on my mind. Am I being punked?"
"I would never punk you," Hinata pronounced. "Rather, I am in love with you." They frenched.
"Next stop- Dairy Queen," Sheryl announced.
"Mom, you are the best," Hinata concluded. "After Komaedo, of course," Hinata added.