Hello Again! this is just something to get me back into the writing groove, so I can continue my other story.
I don't Own Hetalia!
Enjoy!
Mattie was angry. Like not the normal angry. He was furious.
I wonder what he was thinking about to get himself so angry, because one minute he was all 'Oh Alfred! Isn't Kumatachi cute? Blah blah blah!' and then he just freaked right out! He threw a vase at my face (that I luckily able to dodge) and now he was ranting torture techniques to me! He was saying 'you' so it made it seem like he wanted to torture me!
"Listen to me you bastard!" he throws a paperweight. where the hell did he get a paperweight? "If you don't listen I'll scoop out your eyeballs with a spoon and feed them to you! And then I'll send you over to Russia and let him have his fun with you, and then when you return, and you think you're safe, I'll rip off your finger nails, eh!" he just kept ranting!
This was creeping me out! He's never been like this! Never! I didn't even get to write out my will!
Like holy fucking shit! He just pulled out the hockey stick! Like whoosh, and there it was! And that wasn't just any hockey stick. It was his version of that commie bastard's pipe/faucet thing! He was going to murder me!
He'd probably put me in his basement and make people pay to rape my dead body.
Fuck!
I was going to die!
WHAT ABOUT TONY?
OH GOD!
I burst into big fat tears, there was so many things that I wanted to do in my life! I was going to be killed by my own little brother!
I looked at him through my tears, and to my surprise, he had stopped moving! Although…he was still standing right in front of me…but his hockey stick was gone! My life is saved!
"Alfred…." I look at him again and notice he's smiling. I thought he was angry! "I was able to make you cry again!"
Wait…
WHAT!
"Last week you said I would never make you cry again…looks like you failed."
Oh…
"Mattie! You made me so scared! I was fearing for my life!" I threw my arms around his legs, since I was still sitting, and buried my face into his knees. He just patted my head and laughed!
Someone just had to ruin the moment with ringing the doorbell. I always knew it hated me…
I let go of Mattie and answered his front door for him.
Standing there was none other than Russia!
"What do you want, bastard?"
He just smiled like the creep he was!
"we should be friends, da?"
Oh hell no!
I slammed the door in his face and locked it. I also pushed the loveseat in front of the door. I turned to Mattie and practically screamed,
"LOCK ALL THE DOORS AND WINDOWS!"
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So after that we hid out in the basement for what seemed like forever!
Thankfully I kept hamburgers down here…
I don't think Mattie was very happy though…
He kept mumbling to himself about things like where he put the maple syrup and what kind of pancakes he wanted after all this was over.
I liked spending time with Mattie.
It was always fun.