Oh my totally god, I carnt beliv thart it's already chrisetmas! In skyrim its snowin a lot becos of chrristmas. I was wankin down the street becos ict was Christmas eve and I still hadent bort presnents yet. Ok first I had to buy a peasant for my mym and dad. I bort my mum a designer necklace and my dad a gourmet plane. Then I bort my bestie Rikke a cute designer jacket, it cost 2 billion septims but it was totes worth it, she wud totally luv it. Omg I bought all my friends cool designer clothes, including a prity dress for Odahviig who is a crossdresser. I was wankin out of the prity dress shop, which was called "Pretty Dresses' when sudden I saw Santa. But it wasn't santa it was
ALDAWIN DISSGUYSED AS SATAN!
Oh no he was gonna ruin christems like the Grinch but worse. Uh oh he saw me with his dangerous dragon eyes, I totes knew I wud haf 2 fite him. I pulled out the sword I had bort for my totes bf, Farkas, I thought no I carnt use this then the birfday presant will be second hand. I am totes Hildreannaleena, and I am not cheap enough to buy my totes friends second hand presants! I have lots of rich becos I am a famous tv. I totally hat to put the sowrd away and use spells that I lernt wen I was an exange studant at the collage of winterhole. Uh oh I dragonrend shout at Alduin, but he already on the totes ground so it not do anything. Ok I YOL TOR SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL it fire. Oh no his christmes hat was on fiar! He ran around lookin like an idyat and evry1 laughed… wate they wernt layghing they were lukin at me, they were appalled and shocked by the fact I had set Aldawin on fire.
"It's alduin I explained patiently"
"'Alduin is dead that is just an ordinary person."
OH OOPS I REELISED IT WOS JUST AN ODINARY PRSN BUT NOW HE WAS DED BECOS I BURNT HIM ALIVE
Ok I never cheat except sometimes on maths tests becos I always wag maths becos im too swag for it, so I don't know how to do the qestions, and I defs wud never cheet on bf Farkrs, but now was time for drastic meshures. I went into the cheatin interface by pressin ~ and I toped 'resurrect' and the guy camed back to life. Phew but oh no the guards were after me, I totally hat to run away with all my shopping, I was overencumbered! But furtanetly my totally gourmet car Shadowmere was parked only 2 feet away, I wanked over to it and got in and totes drove to whiterun.
Omg all my friends were havin Christmas, they all were eetin at a big banqueret. I was hopin that no1 came and maked us naked like sanguine did once lol. Rikke got supoer alcohol and vomit on me, eww. Omg I hat to change into a new dress, this one was red with a cute bow. Omg it was the best chirtsmas totes ever.