You know Sam and Daniel
And Einstien and Newton,
Lee and Jonas
And Zelenka and Edison.
But do you recall
The most snarky scientist of all?
Rodney the red-faced scientist
(scientist)
Had a very freaky IQ
(Like some dead guy)
And if you ever met him
(met him)
You would even say it grew
(like infinity)
All of the other scientists
(Scientists)
Used to run and scream in fear.
(AHHHHH!)
They never let poor Rodney
(Rodney)
Have any of Zelanka's beer
(From his still)
Then one foggy wraith attack
Elizabeth had to say
(Help me)
Rodney with your IQ so large
You'll save the city because I'm in charge
Then all the scientists tolerated him
(Tolerated him)
And they shouted out with glee
(yippee)
"Rodney the red-faced scientist
(Scientist)
You'll go down in history!"
(like Elvis)