Lucucus Malfoy was twerkin, his favrit actirvity. He accidentally twerked so hard that a boner. The boner was so many that it stretched all the way from voldemorts house to hogwarts and knocked off a tower.
"omg how did this towaar fall off?" arksed Bumbledoor. "It must meen the retur of Voldimorp!"
"lol no thanks."
Dayum meanwhile Voldemort was twerkin his return. He had twerked successfully, but he forgot his nose oh no. The only thing to do was ask the professional boner how to nose
"u must be a blowjob."
dayum voldemort twerked to hogwarts with the dementor blowjobs, who werre twerkin. Lucuis was cryin and voldemort asked what was wrong. it turned out that lucuisus had lost his boner in the snow. uh oh Voldemort was angry, he thort Dumbeldoor had stolen the boner, dayum. Uh oh he gave hogwarts a blowjob and wented to kill dumbledor, but when he got to the tower it was empty, there was just a sad dejected lookin boner twerkin on the ground.