Pink Present
Mistress Zheng
Disclaimer: Severus Snape and the Harry Potter Universe belongs to J.
K. Rowling.
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After an irritating Christmas Eve dinner with the staff, Snape stormed into his office and caught sight of something unfamiliar upon his desk: a pink note. Slamming the door shut behind him, the Potions Master walked over to his desk, dark eyes narrowed with suspicion.
He gave the offensive bright piece of parchment the Death Glare. Snape snatched the paper off his desk and read it. It was shaped like a present, which caused his face to twist into an unpleasant scowl. The scowl deepened after he read the following words:
Dearest Severus:
Wash your hair.
-Santa