Alice

(I don't own the song it's 'What girls do by No secret')

Rose wears red

Bella wears blue

I don't own Twilight

And neither do you!

"Alice Cullen!You Know the rules!"her father yelled at her as he saw the less then perfectly crashed porche into the middle of the living room."You crash the car you have the punishment!NO CREDIT CARDS FOR A WEEK!!"

"But Dad...!"he had already stomed away.

You ask me why I change the color of my .You ask me why i need 32 pairs of shoes to wear...

'Great!'she thought'No new clothes'

'Serves you right'

'Who said that!'

'seriously Alice,you have to ask'

'SHUT UP!!!!'

'Why do you need new clothes everyday any?'

You seem to ask me alot of 's just a chick thing,you better let it try to understand but it's not gettin' through to you...

"Edward you seriously need to ask its just a girl thing!"she stormed away to her room.

That's what I do I keep you guessin' the whole day through have Jasper play your emotions,push all your buttons it's true that's What I DO!!!

Later that day...

You ask me if have to play so hard to .you ask me if I play it cool juat to make yo ...

"Alice."Jasper called her.

"Yes!"she said poking here head throught the door way.

"Are you having Bells make a sheild around you?"he asked her a little bit angry 'cause he knew the that she would say...

"Mabye"she said looking innocently at the floor.

"WHY!?"He asked/yelled.

You want some kind of explaination I can 's just a chick thing that you your messing with to me it's black and white but it's not gettin' through to you...

She replied by doing a sweet smile that if Jasper had blood he would blush and kissed him on the cheek jumped out the start runing and yelled back"IT'S WHAT I DO!!!!"

That's what I do I keep you guessin' the whole day through play with Jasper's emotions,push all your buttons it's true that's What I DO!!!

Jasper stood there dumbfounded

..Yeah.

Why should I change!

..Yeah.

I'm havin' to much fun

..Yeah.

To you it's counfusing

To me it's nothing new.

That's what i do...

"Alice"

"Yes Dad..."

That's what I do I keep you guessin' the whole day through play with Jasper's emotions,push all your buttons it's true that's What I ...

That's what I do I keep you guessin' the whole day through play with Jasper's emotions,push all your buttons it's true that's What I DO!!!

That's what I do I keep you guessin' the whole day through play with Jasper's emotions,push all your buttons it's true that's What I DO!!!

That's what I do...I

"Since you are gettin' on EVERYBODY'S nerves you can have your credit cards back."

"Really,Dad!"he nodded"THANK YOU DADDY!!!"

And with that she ran to the mall

You ask me why I change the color of my hair yeah....

The End

Bubble_Gum_SuperFreak---The life lesson is if you value you life don't take away Alice's credit cards!She has no life out side it!!!!

Alice-I resent that!

Bella-Look 50% off!

Alice-Where!?! *runs to every store in tristate area*

Bella-LOL I was kidding.

Alice-*Walks back with 50 shopping bags*Bella i found the store and everything was in YOUR size!!!*evil grin*

Bella-AHHHHHHHHHHH!*runs behind edward*

Alice-EDWARD!!!MOVE IN THE NAME OF FASHION!!!

Bella-*Jumps on edwards back*RUN!!!!!!

Alice-GET BACK HERE!!!*chases them*

Bubble_Gum_SuperFreak---I'm going to make sure they don't kill each other......BYE!!^_^