Me: Hello, felloes!

Misaki: Usui, get off me! We're in public!

Usui: Which means, we could do it in private. *winks*

Misaki: You Baka! PERVERTED ALIEN! *chases after him*

Me: Ah, young love. Oops, almost forgot! This fanfictin is derived from Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama! I do not own this anime! Enjoy! Well, this is my first time so hope you enjoy!

"Introducing our new student, Hellen Son!" said the blonde teacher.

"um, hi?" I said. I was feeling nervous. I had just transferred in to SekiaHigh School. It was pretty much ok, but just so boring. So dull.

"Hello, Hellen," I looked up. It turned out it was one of my best friends, Ayuzawa Misaki.

"So, Hellen, how are you liking Sekai?" she smiled. She and I had met in a library couple of months back.

"It's ok, but hey, I heard you got some hottie of a boyfriend huh?" I giggled, nudging, as she blushed.

"That's not-"

"Misaki, I feel so lonely~" Usui blew in her ear.

"BAka!" She swirled around to scold him. Even though, they were not dating, YET, I felt kind of envious of them. It was so obvious that Misaki hated guys but I knew that she like Usui.

"You perverted alien!" she glared, "stop, I gotta stop by Miyagaoki!" She pushed him away and stomped off.

"Geez, when will she ever learn?" I exasperatedly thought, "They love each other!" Before I had transferred here, Misaki and I would be exchanging messages on Facebook. She would always talk about Usui as a major topic. Suddenly, I had a chill on my spine. I turned to see for any bad omen. YEak! It was Usui!

"Oy, Yukimura!" Usui smiled, "I need your for a second…" Oh god, and yes, I also know about Usui kissing the girly Yukimura. It was funny though how Misaki was completely oblivious to Usui's flirting affections and Usui would vent it on Yukimura. But hey, sure, I'm straight, but yaoi just seemed to seem so hot

"Kanou-kun!" Yukimura cried.

"Oh well, uh, I think I'll go that corner…" Kanou flattened. I swear, boys are just so foolishly adorable. Hey, fyi, Usui's not my type ok? He and Misaki belong to each other.

4 hours after school time

I was just coming straight out of my house to go get the groceries. BAM!

"OWW!" I yelled. I was on the floor with my butt in the air.

"Are you ok?" Ok, my butt is in the air after he bulldozed me and he's asking if I'm ok?! Obviously I'm not! What did he think that I loved Mother Earth so much that I wanted to kiss it! But he does have a sexy voice though and nice taste in shoes by the way. Wait a minute! That's not the point! I jerked my head to glare at him.

Oh my god, it turned out sexy voice was Usui! "Oh yeah, sure, I'm ok!" I jollied. He looked tense though.

"Hm, what's wrong, Usui?" He looked at me.

"Could you tell?" he asked.

"No, cuz I feel like asking questions, well obviously!" I said and rolled my eyes in my imagination.

"Oh yeah, you're Misaki's friend aren't you?" He inquired. Well, don't we got a Sherlock Holmes here? Well, a far sexier one. It looks like he was going into Miyagaoika's way.

"Usui, can I go with you to Miyabigaoki?" I blinked prettily. He looked a bit shocked and then concern.

"Well, you're right but Misaki would be mad if I took you along to a dangerous place," he said indifferently. Hmph! That was true, she'd probably try to wack him with a chalk or something.

"Don't worry!" I smirked, "I got enough bullets to shoot someone down!" He paled. "Wait for me!" I ran quickly back into my house.

"Oy!" he yelled after me.

After a few minutes, I came back out. With Nerf guns. He showed relief. "Geez, you didn't really think I had guns, did yah?" I laughed, punching him in the gut.

"Ka-chak!" I snapped a bullet into place. He looked at me startled again. Then looked suspiciously. Sighly, I nudged him and we ran down to Miyabigaoka.

Minutes LATER…

"Damn, he knows how to run!" I gasped for air.

"Hey, come on, let's go," He insisted. I had to make myself a sacrifice for his better love.

"Usui, go on without-" I stopped. Looked up. Oh, you gotta be kidding me! The least he could've done was show some hesistation! He just ditched me without even turning back! Later on, I had finally gotten to the entrance.

"Damn it!" I cussed, "there's a security guard!" I had to figure out another way to get past. Then I had gotten it.

I walked up to student who was leaving by the side entrance. I tapped him on the shoulder. He looked at me, and then scringed his nose. Well, uh rude! "Hey, you strip!" I commanded. He looked at me, like what b.s. is this gal saying?! I sighly said, "Don't worry, you'll feel good!"

He looked around, and then whispered, "Ok" while blushing. What in the world was this nose-scringer blushing about? Sheesh, he acted like I was kissing him or something! "Hurry up!" I pleaded, "I can't wait any longer!" He finally had finished stripping to his uniform. I took off with his uniform and bag and yelled, "Thank you!" He looked flabbergasted, which I have no idea why. I quickly got into some bushes and changed.

Yes! My disguise worked! I used an excuse that I forgot my wallet, and the guard let me through. So, who's a genius? Oh yeah, this girl! I ran into the building after of course doing the Charlie brown dance for my intelligence.

This place was amazing! I looked in amazement as I ran through the halls. "This looks way better than Sekai!" The floors were in tiles, purple-blue and white, painting in the walls, sheesh, there was even a bar and a water-filter fountain in this place! Unfortunately, however, there were so many rooms. "What a bunch of bullocks!" I yelled, "how many shaggin rooms does this place need?!" For a while, I would check in rooms and mutter, "Bloody hell" when no one was there. There's gotta be some way for me to find out where Misaki is!

"Oh my god, I'm such a dumb bloke!" I smacked myself, "This place must have a stupid, oh I meant, student council council. I looked through the place, and still couldn't find it! "OMG, AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THIS!" I yelled. Wait a minute. Didn't I walk this way already? Geez, I can't tell because they all look the same! I crouched with a big headache. Where is this place?

"God, please help me find this room from this labrynith." I opened my eyes above. Bloody hell, it was right in front of me. I grouched, "You gotta b f-ing kidding me…" I stood up to open its doors. This adventure made me feel like search for Narnia.

"Ayuzawa Misaki…" said a male in a stern voice.

"Oh my god, so Misaki's in trouble!" I kicked open the door.