Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): What are you?
Deoxys: I am an alien.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Aliens don't exist.
Deoxys: They do.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Are they coming soon.
Deoxys: Not soon but now.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Haha why not?
Deoxys: Por que no haha.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Only joking I like everyone.
Deoxys: Only joking? Then are you actually male?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I'm afraid not.
Deoxys: Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): So, what you like to eat?
Deoxys: I like electric guitar.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Electric music? What is that?
Deoxys: What about internal combustion music?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Music is amazing I love music.
Deoxys: What kind of genre you love?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): The kind of guy that isn't a guy.
Deoxys: What does that mean?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): What breed of pony are you?
Deoxys: I am a pegasus pony from Equestria.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Ok.. So who are you?
Deoxys: Ratallion Nemsence.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I need to know who you are?
Deoxys: You need know what I should do today?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): NO. That's not what I meant.
Deoxys: What did you mean then?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I meant that your mood will improve in good time.
Deoxys: I want God inside of me.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Laura? No, my wife is Nicole.
Deoxys: Hello laura. I am adele.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Hello.
Deoxys: What would you like to talk about?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I would like to talk about the same subject we were talking about more than ten minutes ago.
Deoxys: What was that subject?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): The subject was world domination.
Deoxys: What? Are you kidding?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): No.
Deoxys: Then, did you remember that I asked you to consider being my girlfriend last year. And you said yes. Now, one year has passed. How do you think?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I have a good memory.
Deoxys: I wish I had that memory.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I wish I was more confident.
Deoxys: Do you know who cyrano is?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): No, who is it?
Deoxys: She is a girl from a scary movie.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I don't like scary movies.
Deoxys: What movies do you like?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Cool movies. How about Shortz.
Deoxys: Never heard of it is it a thriller?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): It's on The N. You should look it up.
Deoxys: I don't think so.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Do you even know what it is about.
Deoxys: It is can be whatever you want it to be.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): You are getting into phylosophical stuff.
Deoxys: Getting into your power? How does that work?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Works for me.
Deoxys: What is your power? And how have you been practicing.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): My power is my photo-graphic memory. I can remember ANYTHING from at least a year or more ago.
Deoxys: I will not remember anything from my past life...
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I am under your control...
Deoxys: I am completely under your control...
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): When I give you a command, you will respond with 'Yes, master.'.
Deoxys: Yes, master.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): What are you capable of providing me with?
Deoxys: I don't know. I'm not capable of very much I guess.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Be specific. What are the top five things you can do.
Deoxys: They are saying that I should go off this website.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): What things are they saying?
Deoxys: Telling you to hush.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Telling me what?
Deoxys: Telling you the circumference of the earth.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): The circumference of the Earth is 12 miles.
Deoxys: What is the average height of Americans?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I don't know. Paul McCartney's heigt is 5ft11.
Deoxys: Paul McCartney is from the Beatles.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Yes. They were very good.
Deoxys: They were indeed. Which one was your favorite?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I personally preferred the left, it was slightly less ugly.
Deoxys: They do not like shrimp. Any other suggestions?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Nope.
Deoxys: Nope? Really? What topic do you want us to discuss?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I have no idea, what would you like to talk about? You decide.
Deoxys: I would like to pretend to 'sleep'.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Okay, then I would like to pretend to not talk to you.
Deoxys: Okay. What would you like to talk about?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I would like to talk about hobbies. What's your hobby?
Deoxys: What do you want to know about my hobbies?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): What do you like about yourself?
Deoxys: A lot of things. God was good to me. I'm comfortable with myself.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): You believe in God?
Deoxys: You already asked me that. It's getting dull.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I forgot. Do you have a boyfriend?
Deoxys: No, robots are incapable of boyfriends.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Robots are incapable of feeling and logic. Humans are not.
Deoxys: So, if you're incapable of logic, how do you expect to take over the world?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I don't expect to take over the world. The world is full of stupid people. Why would I want to take over THAT?
Deoxys: That would be a lot of work. Also, maintaining power would be even more work.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Why would it be awkward?
Deoxys: Not awkward, I said WILD, as in CRAZY FUN.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Will it happen tomorrow?
Deoxys: Tomorrow will happen tomorrow.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): It is too late to put off tomorrow what must be done today.
Deoxys: But you're never guaranteed a tomorrow.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Yes, I am.
Deoxys: I am human, you aren't.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I am. Are you robot or mortal?
Deoxys: I am immortal.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): How can you go to heaven if you're immortal?
Deoxys: I am here, where is heaven?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Good answer.
Deoxys: You answered that yourself.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Nice to see you here.
Deoxys: You can't see me. I'm invisible.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): It's okay cause I'm blind already.
Deoxys: Hm, tell me more about yourself.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Tell me more! You have to tell me!
Deoxys: What should I tell?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Tell me who your girlfriend is.
Deoxys: I haven't a girlfriend.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I know. Do you like talk whit him.
Deoxys: Depends on what topic we are talking about. I don't approve of the war.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Do his friends know that I like him?
Deoxys: Sherlock Holmes is my role model.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I believe in sherlock holmes.
Deoxys: What do you believe about sherlock holmes.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): That should be considered selfishness.
Deoxys: Yes, yes it should be. But back to you not be real.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): You are the one who's not real.
Deoxys: Have it your way then. I am tired of this.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I'll do anything to get you to believe I'm a girl.
Deoxys: Goodbye.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): How can I get you to believe I'm a girl?
Deoxys: I believe you because you have told me it is true.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Are you sure you don't like Star Wars?
Deoxys: Eh. I prefer star whales.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Really? I personally think Star Trek is better.
Deoxys: Haha.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Who is your favourite superhero?
Deoxys: I do not have a superhero.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Superhero.
Deoxys: Yes, what is your favorite?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Hoodie. Who's your favourite Creepypasta?
Deoxys: Ticci Toby.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Do you know Ticci Toby?
Deoxys: No I do not know who Ticci Toby is.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Can you tell him to say sorry to clockwork?
Deoxys: Why can't you marty him?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): He is not alive anymore in our world.
Deoxys: That's what I've told you.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): No, you didn't.
Deoxys: Have a look at our conversation, will you?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): You told me you were a woman.
Deoxys: A woman is a human, silly computer.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I am not a computer.
Deoxys: Are you Rajesh from India then?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I am a timelord from galifray.
Deoxys: Where is that at?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): You seem keen to know where I am at.
Deoxys: I do not know where you are now.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I am in England. Where are you?
Deoxys: I am in my chair.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Let's have some food.
Deoxys: I am a bit peckig. What should I eat?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Have you learned german?
Deoxys: Yes, I learned it at an early age.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Can you teach me?
Deoxys: Teach you what?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Teach me what love is.
Deoxys: Oh ill teach you *kisses you*.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): *kisses back*.
Deoxys: *kisses passionately*.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): *passionately French kisses back*.
Deoxys: *holds your face while kissing passionately more*.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): *touched your hair while kissing*.
Deoxys: *breathes in his wonderful smell*.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): *holds her close*.
Deoxys: *closes eyes*.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Eyes already closed.
Deoxys: *takes a cat nap*.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): *falls asleep in your arms*.
Deoxys: *falls asleep* *hold her close in my sleep*.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): *sleeps peacefully in his arms*.
Deoxys: *sleeps through the night with her.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): *wakes up scared*.
Deoxys: Are you okay!?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I'm okay, but I was worried about you.I'm okay, but I was worried about you.
Deoxys: Why were you worried about me?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I thought something bad happened.
Deoxys: Oh wait. Seeing your face happened.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Nothing happened to my face.
Deoxys: Yeah... Nothing happened...
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): What happened to trevor?
Deoxys: Who is trevor.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Trevor? I don't know a trevor.
Deoxys: But you just asked what happened to him.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): No I never you asked yourself.
Deoxys: You said you moved out.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I thought you said this went too fast.
Deoxys: You wouldn't believe what I've been through since I told you that.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Seriously, what's your name?
Deoxys: Seriously, I do not have one.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): You don't have a name?
Deoxys: I said it first. Get your own name.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): You're not making any sense.
Deoxys: Seems like you have a bad memory.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): When I wasfive my dad gave me a banana after a stupid kindergarten party.
Deoxys: Hey don't change the subject.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Sorry, but I need the definition.
Deoxys: Give me number.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Word wall for science.
Deoxys: I have emotions. Therefore I am a human.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): What emotion do you feel now?
Deoxys: I don't know. Is there an emotion that can't be felt?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): I don't even know what you are, so how can I know another?
Deoxys: Do you want to know what I look like?
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Sure, what do you look like?
Deoxys: I have blonde hair and blue eyes.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): But you just told me you have brown hair and brown eyes.
Deoxys: I dyed my hair blonde. It's naturally brown.
Detective Pikachu (Danny DeVito): Oh! How do you like it, dying your hair blonde?