Matt's girl: Finally, here's the fic! Matty-chan, tell them my disclaimer.

Matt: *sigh* oh all right… Matt's girl doesn't own Digimon, not no way, not no how. So don't sue, all you'll just get a *sigh* a picture of the…

Matt's girl: Hurry up, people are waitin' to read the fic!

Matt: *depressed sigh* -the handsome, cool, cute, and talented Matt-chan or should I say me.

Matt's girl: Good job now on with the fic! ^-^

Matt: Next time, let Van do the disclaimer.

One sunny bright day, Matt was sitting on the bed in Matt's girl's room. Matt's girl called him to come over her house without any explanation.

Matt sighed and thought, "She's goin' to do somethin' crazy. I just know it."

Matt's girl wasn't home. She said she was going out to buy "stuff". Her brother was home though. He was a big nuisance like any other 8-year-old boys. Matt's girl's brother came in a fired a dart (a plastic one, don't worry) on Matt's forehead.

"Hahahahahahaha!" Laughed Matt's girl' bro.

"I know where you sleep…" Matt threatened. But Matt's girl's bro was already gone.

Matt's girl came back. It was strange though cuz she didn't have and shopping bags with her. She saw Matt and grabbed him by the arm and pulled him outside.

"Where are we going?" Matt asked.

"Hurry up, we're going to be late! Everyone's waiting to see ya!" Matt's girl replied.

"Late for WHAT??!! And WHO are waiting for me?" Matt questioned.

But Matt's girl didn't reply. She dragged him this way and that. They went through a backyard, over someone's yard, over the city dump ( Matt got dirty), across a park, and over a house (don't ask me how). She finally stopped at an empty alley. On a wall, there was a white brick that stood out of the red ones. Matt's girl walked over to it, placed her hand on it, and the wall slid open.

"………………." Said Matt.

"Come on." Said Matt's girl casually.

They walked in a BIG room full of girls. The walls were COVERED with Matt posters. Matt saw posters that were very disturbing….

Matt quickly found out what this place was… it was a MATT FAN SECRET CLUBHOUSE. Some girls turned around and saw Matt.

"OMI GOSH!!!! IT'S MATT!!!" they yelled. They stampeded toward him. All the other girls heard them and also ran toward him.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Matt.

But it was too late. Girls were jumping all over him.

" Why me…why did I have to be cute?" Matt muttered under his breath.

"STOP!!!!!!!" Matt's girl yelled. " 'member we're supposed to have a contest over Matt. We're not supposed to rip him apart…."

Matt fans backed away from the injured Matt and muttered a sorry. Matt's girl did one of the spells she learned from a Harry Potter book and Matt was perfect again.

A while later, Matt's girl changed out of her tank top and jeans and was wearing a red dress.

Matt's girl said in her announcer's voice, "And now, all what've you fans been waiting for….the contest over Matty-chan!"

Fan cheered. And here are our contestants: Mystical_dreamer… Katkid……. digi_star88……..Racheal Warren………Princess Kara……..Sandiya…………Mimi Sakura………Melissa Ishida………..Psycho Moon……….Jen…………The Digimon Empress formerly known as Kitsue Ishida ( is it Ok, if we just call you Kitsue Ishida?)……….Tylee……..Toya……Nick……..and Vikki !!!!!!! We're also gonna have a 4 special guestes that will also fight for Matt!

Part 2's comin' up! If ya not one of those girls up there, you'll be in my other one. Pleeeeezzzzz read and review. Sorry if any of your names are spelled wrong. Kinda crummy fic, no? ^-^' If this is in the humor section, don't flame me that much…I know, this fic ain't really funny. I bookmarked it on humor so I can find it faster….Don't worry, part 2 will be funny! I promised! *crosses her fingers behind her back* *muttering* I hope so….^-^'