A/N: Hello everyone! My name's Pid The Piglet! This is the first time I've written a story to so my writing might be a bit terrible ^_^ Can you help me improve my story by reviewing after you've read? Thank you so much!
Enjoy reading!
Awesomer-than-Prussia Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia...If I did, oh wait, I will never have that chance...*crying in Iggy's emo-corner*
Chap 1: A Nice Interview With An Pissed-off Italian (But Extremely Cute)
Well, it was a really nice breezing day in Spain. Normally, the weather here is hot and really sunny, but today, everything was cool.
"So today must be a special day!", thought Antonio, "And also a wonderful day for me to open my new coffee shop!"
Antonio smiled for himself. He couldn't wait to see his own business running perfectly day by day!
Thanks to Francis and Gilbert (his awesome besties)'s help, everything was now under control. Francis was the (sexy flirty) bartender, Gilbert played some music. They even asked some friends to join them: Elizaveta, Vash, Lili (Vash's little girl), Roderich, Arthur, Feliciano and Ludwig (Gilbert's awesome little brother).
Since 8 a.m in the morning, everyone had been cleaning the shop. The previous owner didn't clean this shop when they left 8 months ago so there were plenty of spider webs all around the shop. Unfortunately, the majority of people here are girls (somehow including Francis, Roderich and Feliciano) so the cleaning didn't go well.
"EEEEEKKKKKKKK! GET THAT FUCKING SPIDER OFF ME YOU SON OF A BITCH GILBERT BEILSCHMIDT!", Elizaveta screamed while hitting Gilbert with het frying pan.
"KESESESESESE! NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRR!", Gilbert shouted, holding a spider while dodging Elizaveta's frying pan.
"Big Brother. What is a spider?", Lili asked innocently, her cute big eyes sparkled.
"Well, err, a spider is, err….An eight-leg hairy animal…", Vash blushed.
"Oh...", she nodded.
"VEEEEEEEEEEEE! LUDDDDDDDYYYYYYY! HELPPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEE! I WAS PETTING THIS CUTE SPIDER WHEN IT BIT ME! UWOAHHHHHHHH!", Feliciano cried wile waving his white flag continuously.
"FELICIANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", Ludwig screamed in horror.
"He he he…I shall put one on your stupid hair….he he he he…", Arthur smiled creepily.
"MON DIEU!", Francis yelled in a super high-pitch voice.
Everyone ran around to tease others (except Antonio). They seemed to have fun. A lot of fun. Especially Gilbert.
"KESESESESESESE! TAKE THAT SISSY BOY!", Gilbert kesese-ed then threw all the spiders at Roderich.
"You imbecile! That's such a vulgar thing to do!"
"Kesesese!"
SMACK!
"OUCH!"
"Stop causing more troubles big brother. Everyone, please get back to work! We still have a lot of things to do today so hurry up! Especially you, BIG BROTHER.", he shouted at Gilbert then went away.
"Hey! Is that the way you treat your older brother huh Ludwig Beilschmidt?!"
"You deserve it."
"Emotionless stone."
The truck finally pulled in at 9 in the morning. It was a bit behind the schedule but that was alright. As long as Ludwig was here, everything would be perfectly fine.
"Antonio. We will unload all the stuffs. You go and try to hire someone for tonight's grand opening, ok?"
"Luddy! I can't do that fast!"
"Try to do something. Hang up a 'Need help' board outside the door. Facebook. Twiiter. Instagram…Well…Just…Do something!", he said awkwardly then went away.
Antonio regretted saying that about Ludwig.
Now how could he hire someone?
Plan A: Facebook.
What is 'Facebook'? Is that facing a book?
Epic fail.
Plan B. Twitter.
Don't know it either.
Double epic fail.
Plan C: Newspaper.
He didn't have much money left.
Oh God no! What should he do?
"Mon ami~What's the matter?", Francis asked (flirtingly)
"I don't know how to hire someone for today's grand opening.", he sighed.
"I have an idea for you Toni~ Wanna hear it?", Francis winked.
"Yup~"
"I will my super sexy body and attract all the pretty girls out there~ Then they will come to hel- GYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING YOU BEARDY FRENCHIE?!"
"GYAHHHHHHHHHH! LUDWIG YOU UN-FABULOUS MORON! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE POWER OF AMOUR!"
Sigh. Well, he had to do everything alone now. Maybe putting up a 'Help' board was the best idea.
Ve~ Helping Big Brother Antonio was so much fun~
ORE WA PASUTA GA DAISUKI SA!
IWARENAKUTATTE WAKARUTTE?
"Someone's calling~"
"FELICIANO! BE QUIET!"
"VE! I'M SORRY LUDDYYYY!"
Ve~ Ludwig was scary…..
"Ciao~You will arrive at 11 pm? Cool~ Do you need picking up? No? Ve~Alright~ See you soon~"
He he~ He would be here soon!
*awesome time skips*
At noon…
"Ve~ He will be here soon~", Feliciano chirped. It had been a long time since they last met.
"Feliciano, honey~ Do you want to go shopping?", Elizaveta said.
"Sure~"
And he left the coffee shop.
Antonio sighed. There wasn't much time left until the Grand opening and he hadn't found someone yet. What was he going to do now?
Ding doong~
"Coming~"
Antonio quickly rushed to the door. God was so kind to him~ Sending an angel to help him when he needed the most.
"Hola! Welcome to the shop! It's quite messy! Are you here to get a job?"
"N-"
"Thank you really much! Come inside! Have a seat! Want a drink? Matcha? Latte?", Antonio grabbed the person's hand and dragged him in.
"But I..", the person protested.
"It's on the house!", he smiled cheerfully.
"On the house?", the person asked.
Antonio nodded and handed the person the menu.
"If then, why not? I will have one."
"Espresso?"
"No, thanks. I will have a Latte Macchiato."
"It will be ready in a few minutes. Please wait~", Antonio smiled and disappered behing the door leading to the kitchen.
So this was where Feliciano worked, huh? Really neat (Except that crazy bastard waiter! Was he crazy? Smiling all the time! Didn't he feel tired? Dammit!)
He looked around the coffee shop. It wasn't too big and really cozy and warm. The shop was made of dark wood. There were a few paintings hanging on the walls and little bright light bulbs shaped like stars falling from the ceiling. In the left corner, near the counter, there was a stage. There must be live music here (or strip dancing if the owner were a pervert). And where was his coffee?!
"WHERE'S MY COFFEE!?"
"COMING RIGHT UP!"
Antonio (now had a brand new name – The Annoying Sunny-smile Bastard) brought the coffee out and placed it on the table. He showed a smile, bowed then pulled a seat next to the stranger.
"Hola! I'm Antonio the café owner!"
"So that stage isn't for strip dancing…"
"Eh?"
"Nothing you idiot! What do you want from me?!"
"What's your name?", Antonio smiled.
"Romano Vargas."
"WOW! You have the same family name as my friend Feliciano! He is cute and looks just like you~ You are cute~"
"Excuse me?"
"Next question! Where are you from?"
"Italy."
"Wait… Feliciano's name is Vargas and he is Italian. You have the same name so you must be from Italy! Next question! How can you find my shop?", Antonio said cheerily.
"There's a b…"
"Silly old me! There's a board hanging outside!", Antonio laughed.
"I don't even intend to w…"
"NEXT QUESTION!~ What is you hobby?!"
"I d…"
"You don't have one? Well, you should get one! Next question! Are you married? Or single?"
"I…"
"You look quite young so I bet you are single! Next questi…"
"ENOUGH BASTARD! I SAY THIS ONE MORE TIME! I FUCKING COME HERE TO LOOK FOR MY BROTHER FELICIANO NOT INTERVIEWING WITH YOU, BASTARD! WHERE'S HE?! FELICIANO! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! COME OUT!", Romano grabbed Antonio's shirt collar and shook him violently.
The door opened. Feliciano stepped inside, followed by Elizaveta and Ludwig.
"What's with all the noise?! Who are you?! Release Antonio now!", Ludwig jumped between them and gave Romano a punch in his face. Romano flew out and hit the wooden floor.
"YOU BASTARD!", Romano stood up and quickly hit Ludwig in his head and stomach.
"DON'T YOU DARE HIT ME!", Ludwig screamed angrily and threw himself into Romano.
"OH YEAH?! BRING IT ON BASTARD!", Romano smirked.
CLANG! A frying pan flew across Romano and Ludwig's faces and pinned inside the wall.
"Will you too please stop?", Elizaveta smiled creepily, banging the frying pan slowly on the counter. Romano and Ludwig stopped immediately.
"Good."
Feliciano quickly ran to Romano and helped him stand up.
"Big Brother Big Brother! Are you alright, ve?! I hope Luddy doesn't hurt you a lot!"
"BIG BROTHER?!", everyone asked surprisingly.
A/N: This is the end of Chap 1 of 'Café Spain'! So, what do you think? Good, alright or terrible?
Russia: Repeat after me "G-O-O-D" or you will get a chance to kiss ~
Pid: I swear I don't call Russia!
America: Yes you did!
Pid: No I didn't! America! I won't put you in any of my stories ever again! *walks away*
America: No no no! ;^;
England: *laughing devilishly*
Pid: Thanks for reading! Please R&R!