The Wraith killing sneeze!
Spoilers: Season 2, just the character!
Summary: A group of simple religiousvillage folk are saved from the wraith by a sneeze, this is their story! Hyberbole glorie!
Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate: Altantis, if i said i did then the producers of the SGAwould probably sent their legions of Wraith after me. And that would be bad.
Warning: Do not read if you are fanatical religious, you won't get otherwise!
Oh what epic power and strength, the mighty gust of wind and power that shakes the foundations of the ancient city!
Oh the destructive registrar that tears through the fleshy passage and fills the air with the sound and fury of a foghorn.
Oh the measly man that carries such a horn, who thinks he is important for his mind, valued for his solving of problems!
Oh what could he know, for twice as much as is learned by him, is expelled at twice the speed of sound, twice outwardly!
Oh the struggles of that righteous horn to survive the arrogance of the man who would call himself king of Atlantis!
Oh let that man with the name of a Shepherd, who is called Shepherd, let him break the bones of the arrogant McKay.
Oh, but let him not break the bones that make the horn of the Gods, the wave breaker into stormy seas. We beg thy do not break that most Holy of bone's!
Why did McKay persist? Why could the words of his Shepherd not reach him? Before the fist of the titan known as Ronan, broke that most sacred relic!
Oh the pain! In our deepest of our hearts! That came with that crunch! The snap and blood! Let this all be but a dream!
Oh who could have seen such a calamity occur! The tide of blood that erupts to the vile tune of 'Oh Canadian!'
Oh, the ever working healer, may he be delivered on swift wings to our dying horn! We hear him march to perform his divine duty to the word 'laddy'.
Oh, we offer up this pray that the healer is skilled in the ways of the body and the spirit! May he heal that which would destroy the Wraith!
Oh, please may the horn be healed! May the arrogant McKay be struck down for his sinful pride! Feed him lemons Oh righteous, all-smiting lord!