Kirby and the Elite Order of the Ninja Monkeys
Kirby was bored. He had absolutely nothing to do. His voyager phone was great at first but then as the time passed he got bored of that too. He had to find something to do.
One day he decided to go to the library to look for some inspiration. As soon as he got in there he saw three book stands. On one was a book about monkeys. On another there was a book about ninjas. And on the last stand was a book on Scotland. Five seconds later Kirby knew what he was going to do.
Kirby was going to train ten monkeys to be ninjas and when their training was complete to mount an attack on Scotland. He went to Africa and took ten monkeys from the jungle. Then he shipped them back to America with him and began to train them.
They were trained in a ninja monkey boot camp called Ninjaworld, founded by Kirby (duh). They were taught to use daggers, they were taught to sneak in the shadows, and they were taught how to throw the sharp ninja disk things (This name is copyright property of Kirby Inc.) After ten years of rigorous training, Kirby and his elite order were ready to go.
He bought ten stealth jets and pilots to fly them over to Scotland. The attack plan was that the planes would fly to high to be detected, and then Kirby and his monkeys would sky dive down to the ground near the outskirts if Edinburgh and deploy parachutes and 1000ft. When they landed they would knock out all communications, and then storm the city, using it as a major command post for the raid. The planes took off from Kirby private airport in Alaska (also copyright of Kirby Inc.). Because the trip takes 15 hours they had to refuel 3 times. After 15 longs hours of sitting in a plane playing poker the Kirby and the ninja monkeys arrived in Scotland. Soon they were near the outskirts of Edinburgh. They jumped out of the jets at 100,000ft. They were all wearing Oxygen masks so they could breathe. After free falling 90,000 ft they deployed parachutes at 10,000 ft. After landing they disposed of their oxygen masks and snuck into the city. They knocked out communications and attacked the city. After taking control they went to the town hall and decided what to do.
They decided to attack up north through all the cities until they had taken every city in the name of Kirby. They began there plans and soon enough they had achieved them. After seizing complete control over Scotland, they went to a pub to celebrate. They decided to stay in a hotel that night. But when they got there, there was a message for Kirby from NATO. It said that if he did not withdraw from Scotland immediately they would attack him.
Kirby was confused. He did not know what to do. He did not want to give up Scotland, but he knew that him and ten ninja monkeys could not take on the entire forces of NATO. Then inspiration hit him. …………..He needed more monkeys
To be continued