A break from my longggg fic, cuz I'm a little idea-dead. :D So here's an extremely short Oneshot for you all~ R&R, plox!

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Bel stumbled on, trying to see through his hair. Geez, why did his 'friends' have to be so persistent? The bastards.

Risking a glance over his shoulder, he grinned. Ushishishishi~~They're far, far, behind me nao~~

Then, just as he was about to turn back around to face the front again, he felt himself crash into someone.

Again trying to see past his bangs, he saw Squalo looking maliciously down at him and Fran looking maliciously up at him.

They were both holding scissors.

Oh dear, Bel though, quickly releasing his storm mink. I can't let them get me. That would be bad, bad, bad…

Holding the storm flames menacingly out to Squalo and Fran, he was about to turn and run the other way when, with an "oof," he crashed into yet another solid-feeling figure. One glance was all he needed to confirm that it was yet another Varia idiot wielding a pair of scissors and glaring at him maliciously. Turning around to get his bearings, he felt his heart sink as he realized that there was no way out. His pursuers were now surrounding him.

He found it amusing that his ever-present grin was slowly inching away from his face. Scratching his head, he whipped out a few knives and looked for an opening. His storm mink was milling around his neck in an uneasy manner. It, too, was looking for an opening.

Master and box animal stood, both with weapons unsheathed, and strived in vain to escape.

They ended up getting beaten to the ground. Bel looked up to find Fran sitting on him, cackling gleefully and whipping out an extra pair of scissors. "We've got you now!!!"

Bel bared his fangs at him and stuffed a handful of storm flames into his face, tied everyone up with his knives, and ran away.

He then crashed into Allie, one of his best students in the Varia.

They called her Allie, because she was as ferocious, unpredictable, and bloodthirsty as an alligator. And Alligator was too much of a mouthful.

Stopping and shaking his head, he looked down mockingly at her. "Ushishishishi~~Are you on their side too?"

Allie gave him an extremely angelic and innocent smile, causing him to break out in a cold sweat. She never smiled. Ever. Unless, well, she was torturing some poor soul…

She then grabbed a pair of scissors and started forcing him to the wall, step by step.

"Now, now, it won't be that bad if you don't struggle…"

Bel struggled. He hated how Allie was immune to his storm flames. She threw him another 'angelic' smile. "Hah, let's see what's beneath that mess of blonde hair you've got, eh?"

Bel gulped nervously. Uh-oh…his storm mink was settled happily around Allie's neck, nipping playfully at her ear. Traitor, he thought. Useless rat.

The useless rat growled and glared at him.

Allie continued to advance, obviously enjoying every moment of this. "Don't worry, I'll try not to mess up your hairdo too much."

Bel tried to force down the panic as her angelic smile changed to a demonic one.

The Varia all looked up as an earsplitting scream tore through the air. Xanxus grinned, a once-in-a-decade event. "Ahh, it sounds like Allie got him."

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NOT MY HAIR!!! NOT THERE!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOO, NOOO AHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"NUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Oooh~~~ You DO have eyes~~~"

Squalo flicked his hair over his shoulder. "Yup, that's Allie alright."

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Haha, that was fun. Poor Bel.