L in Wonderland
L opened his eyes he was sitting on a bench in the sun. He looked around and saw a tall, slim, brown haired boy of about 18 walking along. There's Light thought L. Something was different about Light though he had two white rabbit ears on the top of his head and a fluffy white tail. "Hey Light" waved L. The strange rabbit like Light turned around looking confused
"What? I'm not Light. I'm the White Rabbit"
"Yeah of course you are Light. Why are you dressed like that?" L rolled his eyes
"I'm sorry but you have the wrong person, I'm the White Rabbit" he said.
Maybe I should just play along with this game L thought. 'White Rabbit' took an oversized gold pocket watch out of his crimson red jacket. "OH MY GOODNESS!! I'M LATE!!" 'White Rabbit' yelled and started to run
"Hey Light.....I mean Mr Rabbit!" L called out but the 'White Rabbit' just ran. L started to run after him
"I'm late, I'm late for a very important date!" he cried out waving his oversized pocket watch in the air while he ran.
"Mr Rabbit" L called out running after him but the 'White Rabbit' just turned and pointed to his giant watch
"No time to say 'hello' good bye. I'm late! I'm late! I'm late!" the 'White Rabbit' disappeared over a hill. When L reached the hill he was just in time to see 'White Rabbit' disappear into a small hole. L walked up to the hole trying to catch his breath. He inspected the hole. "Hmmm it is awfully small and yet I plainly saw Light squeeze down there" L put his finger to his lips.
Maybe he was a White Rabbit, I mean his ears and tail didn't look fake. Oh I'm being silly. Thought L smacking himself on the forehead. "If Light can squeeze in there so can I" he said and started to crawl into the hole. It was a very tight squeeze.
How the heck did Light manage to get in here? Thought L struggling to move.
What was he late for? Did he have a date with Misa? No, Light wouldn't be bothered about being late for a date with Misa. Maybe it was a party but if he was a rabbit then why would a rabbit go to a party? L tried to crawl through the rabbit hole. "Ah! I'm getting stuck" he moaned. He wriggled around in the dark for a while. "WHAAAA!!" he screamed as he suddenly felt himself falling. He continued to fall everything around him was blurry like he was underwater or something. He could feel himself falling but it felt like he was floating. Clocks would pass him while he fell. "Oh my! this is the last time I ever try going down a rabbit hole" L said to himself. Suddenly all the floating clocks started to ring, break and some where even melting. L didn't know what was going on. Then he felt himself falling fast again "WHAAAAA!!!" he shrieked again and shut his eyes.
When he opened them he was in a heap on the floor in a strange room. It was like a hall with a high ceiling and marble floors. It had a table in the middle of it and a tiny door at the end. He stood up to dust himself off but noticed something different about himself. He was wearing a short, bright blue dress with short puff sleeves, white lace frills under the skirt it also had white lace around the neckline and a big black satin bow on the front. He wore a little white frilly apron and white knee length socks and a pair of little black buckle school girl shoes. All of this was topped off with a cute bow in his messy black hair. L screamed. "AHHHH!!! I'm wearing a dress! Where are my normal clothes?!"
"Where indeed" said a voice. L looked around but there was nobody there
"Who said that?" he asked
"Down here" said the voice. It was a familiar voice. It was Watari's voice. The voice was coming from the tiny door at the end of the room. L got on his hands and knees and leant down to see the door handle had a face, Watari's face. "Did Light come through here?" L asked the door
"No but the White Rabbit came through. He was in a terrible hurry. You might catch him if you're quick" said the door handle
"Err…how do I get through you?" L asked knowing that there was no way that he'd fit through the door
"Look in the box on the table" said the door handle. L stood up and went over to the box. He opened it. Inside there was some biscuits and a bottle. The biscuits had 'eat me' written in frosting on them and the bottle had 'drink me' written on it. L sat down and picked up a biscuit, it looked yummy. He shrugged and took a bite out of the biscuit. "OUCH!" he yelled when he hit his head on the ceiling. "Oh no. I'm huge!" moaned L he looked down, he had to be at least 20ft tall minimum, sitting down that is. There was a muffling coming from the door. One of L's black buckle shoes was in the Watari door handle's face. "Oops sorry about that" he said moving his foot
"Not at all. Sometimes it's good to have your foot in the door" the Watari handle laughed.
What a lame joke thought L but laughed anyway out of courtesy. L's head was sore after he hit it. "How do I get back down again?" he yelled to the door
"Drink the bottle but don't forget the key" the door called back up. Suddenly a key appeared, it was a tiny silver key with a red ribbon attached to it. L picked it up and then drank the bottle it tasted like strawberries. He immediately shrank the once tiny key was now bigger than him. "Whoa" L stumbled over trying to hold the key that was now twice his size.
"Whoops careful there" chuckled the door knob. L picked himself off the ground and dusted off his dress and apron
"This is annoying" he moaned
"It may be annoying but it has to be done if you want to get through" said the door
"You aren't helping ya know" snarled L struggling to pick up the key
"I never said I was trying to. I'm only a door knob"
"You're a knob alright" L grumbled dragging the huge key over to the door. He struggled and strained but finally managed to pick the giant key up and slot it into the keyhole. He fell back in a heap on the floor
"Oh there you go. Now all you have to do is turn the key" smiled the door knob
"Sure, no problem" L panted. He stood up and pushed the key with all his strength eventually it turned and flipped poor L over. He bounced across the floor. "Owww my butt" L whined rubbing his sore bum. The door finally opened. L started to walk through it. "By the way" said the door
"What?" said L
"That dress looks great on you. Really shows off your figure" laughed the door knob
"Oh shut up!!" L yelled slamming the door.
A/N: Ok guys you are probably gonna be wondering whos gonna be who in this so heres the cast ^_^
L: Alice (duh lol)
Light: White Rabbit (he plays the white rabbit because L is chasing Kira and Kira=Light. Simple as that)
Misa: Queen of Hearts
Near: King of Hearts (strange choice I know)
Mello: Cheshire Cat
Matt: Smoking Caterpillar
Beyond Birthday: Mad Hatter
A: March Hare (I really wanted to include A because I imagine A & BB having a really good friendship like The Mad Hatter & The March Hare)
Watari: Door handle