THIS VERSION EXCLUDES ULTIMATE DLC!!! NOT ALL CHARACTERS WILL BE INCLUDED!!!
Ever remembered dog shaming? Well now you can bring the memories back with this parody!
Mario: I tried to punch Bowser in the face even though he did nothing wrong.
Bowser: I kidnapped the princess. AGAIN.
Peach: I called Bowser something not-so-polite.
Luigi: I got into a "kitty fight" with my bro after he messed with a Cat Bell.
Daisy: I yelled in Sonic's face after he ruined my dress with a chili dog stain.
Bowser Jr.: I accidentally tossed a bomb at one of my daddy's Goombas because he destroyed my homework.
Donkey Kong: I'm a banana hoarder. I have no regrets.
Diddy Kong: I helped him. Also no regrets.
Mr. Game and Watch: I impaled someone with my 2D fist, all because they called me an offensive name.
Samus: I wouldn't spare Marth after he called me a name in a mysterious language.
Dark Samus: I spare nobody, regardless of personality.
Marth: I called Samus a loser in Japanese, and now I'm in the hospital, recovering from a powerful blast.
Ike: I started a pep rally during my latest fight. I immediately lost due to "unsportsmanlike conduct".
Roy: Me and the other me with glasses keep having a fight over who's better.
Lucina: I beat up Wario because he was showing inappropriate behavior.
Pikachu: I electrocuted the power lines and the power went out for a whole 3 days.
Mewtwo: I burned my own home.
Jigglypuff: I keep trying to flirt with Mr. Game and Watch even though it's illegal to have a romantic relationship with animals.
Olimar: I tossed a Rock Pikmin at someone's foot because they tried to kill my Pikmin.
Alph: I helped.
Pac Man: I cheated during a hot dog eating contest.
Villager: I don't like it when others fight, so I try to stop the conflict.
Rosalina: My Lumas are making me hold this sign because they love me.
Luma: I luv my mama.
Duck Hunt Dog: I always delight over other people's failiures.
Duck Hunt Duck: I can't stop telling dumb puns because they quack up my friends.
Isabelle: I have too much to do.
Kirby: I'm a sloppy eater.
Meta Knight: I'm just so cool not even the godliest of gods can take it.
King Dedede: Why do I have to hold this? I didn't do anything wrong in the recent games!