[The episode starts out with Lincoln and his friends walking into the school cafeteria for lunch. However, LIncoln seems to be significantly annoyed.]
Lincoln: [to the viewers] I'm not in a really good mood today, because every day around lunch, that Ronnie Anne decides to stuff random foodstuffs down my pants, because she thinks she hasn't messed with me during school enough. Last Thursday, it was Nacho Day, and...
[Cut to a flashback of Ronnie Anne pinning LIncoln to the wall, whilst pouring an entire container of nacho cheese down Lincoln's pants. She lets him go, for him to run around the school like his proverbial tail's on fire, snd she guffaws at this. Cut back to the present.]
Lincoln: [cringes at said flashback] Let's just say my nether regions are redder than Lynn's jersey now, after that ordeal.
Clyde: [offscreen] Buddy, are you coming?
Lincoln: [to Clyde] Be right there. [goes over to his friends' table; sarcastically] Welp, let's see what'll be going down my pants today.
[A purple flash quickly passes by the screen, stuffing something down Lincoln's pants.]
[Lincoln sighs and reaches into his pants, struggling to pull out whatever was inside. It eventually comes out, being revealed to be a sloppy joe with a note.]
Classmate #4: [reads the note] "Happy Sloppy Joe Thursday, Lane-o. Signed, Ronnie Anne. [says her name with flair]
Classmate #3: And there's a heart!
Classmates #1-5: Oooooooo! Lincoln's got a girlfriend!
Lincoln: Wait, what?! What are any of you even talking about?! She's not my girlfriend! I don't even like her back!
Classmate #3: So, when's the wedding day, Lincoln?
[The classmates (sans Clyde) laugh.]
Lincoln: [sarcastically] Oh, hardy har har. Real mature, guys.
Classmates: Ronnie and Lincoln sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. [start laughing again]
[Having had enough of his peers' mockery, Lincoln hops up onto the table.]
Lincoln: [annoyed] How many times do I have to freakin' tell you all?! Ronnie Anne! IS! NOT! MY! GIRLFRIEND! In fact, if she were right here in this lunchroom, right now, I'll give her a large chunk of my mind!
Clyde: [to Lincoln] Now seems like a good time, Linc. She's right behind you. [points behind Lincoln]
[Lincoln turns around to see a moderately agitated Ronnie Anne.]
Ronnie Anne: [to Lincoln] So... What was all that baloney about giving me a piece of your mind, Loud?
Lincoln: [hops off the table and walks over to her] Oh. I'm so glad you asked. [clears his throat; takes a deep breath; enraged] I hate you! I hate every single thing about you! You do absolutely nothing but make my live a living nightmare 24/7! Day after day after day, it's punches, pantsings, and pranks! Regarding all that, people still think that you and me are a thing. Guess what?! That will never happen! Ronnie and Lincoln is never gonna be a thing! In fact, I bet, on my white as snow hair and my polo shirt that's as orange as the Nickelodeon logo, that my life would be a lot better off without you in it! And in case you didn't get it through that thick skull of yours... I! HATE! YOU!
[As she is taking in everything Lincoln said to her, Ronnie Anne then grows extremely livid, and grabs Lincoln by his collar.]
Ronnie Anne: [livid] YOU WANT TO SAY THAT AGAIN TO MY FACE, DIRTBAG?! [raises a shaking fist in front of Lincoln's face] You know what, hope you saved room for another sandwich! [about to punch Lincoln's lights out]
Lincoln: [looks around to see a large crowd of people huddled around him and Ronnie; smugly] Yeah, that's right. Go ahead. Beat the living daylights out of me right now. Right now, [points to the classmates watching the two] in front of all these students in the lunchroom right now. Do it, and prove to everyone that I was right about you.
[As Ronnie Anne notices everyone around her and Lincoln (some of them even recording the whole thing on their phones), she remains speechless and feels very conflicted on what to do next.]
Lincoln: [in Ronnie Anne's head] Go ahead. Beat the living daylights out of me. Prove to everyone that I was right about you.
[Deciding to maintain her reputation, she releases Lincoln's collar.]
Ronnie Anne: [threateningly; close to Lincoln's face] This isn't over, Loud... [pushes and shoves her way out of the crowd circle and storms out the lunchroom]
Clyde: [pushing through the crowd] Sorry. 'Scuse me. Gotta get to my best bud. [finally gets to Lincoln] Hey, Linc. I think you really hurt Ronnie's feelings.
Lincoln: [agitated] Are you saying you're defending the woman that turned my locker into a dump, left me exposed in my underwear, and embarrassed me with a whoopee cushion?
Clyde: No, that's not what I-
Lincoln: It's OK, Clyde. I was just venting a bit. But, I finally stood up to that bully, Ronnie Anne, today. And she won't be in my hair anymore after today, and that's all that matters right now. Besides, she'll be perfectly fine. [shrugs it off]
TO BE CONTINUED