"I'm going to call Jacob. Thanks anyway Embry."
"Um, okay." Embry a.k.a the dumb ugly wolf
I hanged up and dial Jacob's number
"Pick up, pick up, pick up!" I muttered
"Mom! Will you turn off that stupid song?!"
The song went like if you want my body and you think I'm sexy
"Unpleasant song" I Thought
"Why? It's a fun song." My mother replied
"Turn's me on!" my stupid vampire father said to my vampire mother
"Ugh! Gross!"
"Hello?" Jacob answered the phone
"Hi, Jacob. It's Nessie, I have a question that no one can answer. I mean I've asked Quil, Embry, Paul, Uncle Emmett, Aunt Rosalie, Uncle Jasper, Aunt Alice…"
"Well what's the question?"
"Oh, sorry Jacob, But I'm not even done. Let's see….um…. Sam, I phoned a couple members of the Voultri, The Amazon's, The Nomad's, and that's pretty much everyone,"
"Wow, what's the question?"
"Okay, it's pretty hard, according to every ones answer. Jacob, what does I.D.K. mean?"
Jacob starts to laugh. 10 minutes pass and Jacob is STILL laughing
10 MORE minutes and Jacob is STILL laughing
"JACOB!" I yelled
"Ssssoooo…."
Jacob laughs again
"Sorry!" he blurted out and actually FELL over laughing
"JACOB! Answer the dang question!" I yelled louder
" I don't know." Jacob said, he sounded like he might have ANOTHER laughing episode any second.
"No one knows!"
"Um Nessie, I.D.K. actually means I don't know." Jacob mumered
My jaw dropped
"Um…. Jacob…. I…. Um…wow, look at the time! I got to go!"
Jacob laughed
"Nessie! You're hilarious."
" Well, isn't that special."
Jacob laughs
"Shut up." I whispered
Jacob laughs harder
"Dumb, know-it-all mutt." I said under my breath
"Nessie! What language!" He said with a laugh
I hung up on Jacob
"Mom! Where's the chain saw?!"
"Okay. Don't get any blood on the carpets!"
I go to the garage and turn on the chain saw. I headed to Jacob's house
"Oh, Jacob?"
Jacob comes out of his house
"Holy…"