Xena
*A/N:
Inspired by Stephen Lynch's 'Beelz', adapted by SophieKitten!
(*You can download Beelz here: http://www*dot*mp3-center*dot*org/download_mp3/Stephen%20Lynch/Beelz/4731147*)
(Replace the *dot*s with actual periods, of course, haha ^^)
My name is Xena, hi everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself
My friends all call me warrior and I am a princess
My turn-ons are short blonde women and traveling with bards
I've got little warrior greaves, and little brown bangs,
bright blue eyes to help a little warrior see
big warrior boots that make it kinda hard to ski
I'm Xena, Woo Hoo!
Murderous bitch for some, I don't know...
My real name is The Conqueror, but you can call me Xena
I love to watch Greek news and then go kill some warlord thugs
Then I'll take a bubble bath and wash with Gabrielle
Try to wash off that nasty thug smell
And then I'll make a toast to us,
Hey, here's to our health...
My name is Xena! Ah Hah!
To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
And now he lives happily with the centaurs
I'm in Ares' every plot
I'm in the God of Wars rants
I'm the reason that the Athens Soldiers even stood a chance
And if I want to eat some fish, I'll just catch them in the river.
Don't a fishing pole, I don't need to use a net
And fuck Autolycus, I don't care if he can haggle
I'm Xena
The Princess went down to Corinth, she was looking for a thug to kill
That's fucking bullshit because I wouldn't be caught dead in Corinth
Ok, it's like, been there!!!
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