Just a little one-shot that Bri and I made up in gym class! I do not own anything but the plot! Enjoy!
Health Class
Judai and Johan were in Health Class doing a project on safe sex. Judai took out a banana and a condom.
"Now, our teacher said that we should show you how to use condoms!" he said.
Mr. Diaz looked at them funny. He didn't tell them to do that…
Oh wait, yes he did.
Judai put it on, and smiled,
"Always use a condom kiddies!"
Johan shook his head and chuckled. They did the rest, and Judai threw the condom out and unpeeled the banana.
Johan's eyes widened and his mouth almost hit the floor.
Holy crap…what the hell is he doing?!
Judai was in all honesty simply eating a banana. He bit down on the banana and his lips slowly went up and down as he ate it.
Johan cleared his throat, "U-uh, Mr. Diaz, isn't it against the rules to eat in class?"
"Huh? Oh no that's fine," Mr. Diaz waved a hand, "Your project is already presented, and it's the last period, so what's the difference?"
Johan's eyes widened and Judai finally threw that thing out.
"J-Judai, can I talk to you for a second?" Johan said, "Mr. Diaz, can we go to the bathroom?"
Mr. Diaz nodded, and everyone went into REP time, and the others started reading. Johan grabbed Judai's hand and took him to the bathroom.
"AH JOHAN!"
The kids looked at the door of the classroom. Mr. Diaz went to check on them.
Mr. Diaz went into the bathroom and opened the stall door.
His eyes widened, and he shut it. He turned around and he walked away, his eyes scarred.
He got back to the classroom, and the kids looked at him.
"Are you ok?" one asked.
"Kids," he said, "Always use a condom."
LATER
Judai stumbled out of the bathroom, his hair messed up and his clothes wrinkled.
"I think bananas have just become my favorite food."
Always use a condom kiddies! Review please!