Disclaimer- I know Twilight belongs to Stephanie Meyer. Why they make us push it in our face with this, I have no idea.
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Carlisle pov
Finally, my day at the hospital was over. Finally it was time to go home. As I drove down our driveway, I heard fighting inside our house. Great. What was it this time? I heard Esme come stomping out on the porch and floored the gas pedal, eager to get home. The instant I stepped out of the car, Esme was there.
"They spent half of what was in the bank account on clothes" she stated angrily. What!?!?!?! What am I going to do? Wait. I have an idea.
Edward pov
I heard Esme talking to Carlisle, and then a thought appeared in Carlisle's head. It was one word long. Jobs. That was it. I wonder what he decided. He walked into the front door and immediately called a family meeting. Uh oh. That wasn't good.
Bella pov
Why did I go shopping? I didn't want to. And now I'm in trouble. Great. Carlisle just called a family meeting. I wonder why? Well, actually, it's obvious why. Money and shopping. I hope Alice gets in trouble. She was the one who spent the most. As we all sat down in the dining room, Carlisle paced at the head of the table. Uh oh. This wouldn't be good.
"It has come to my attention that the children of this family spent a lot of money on shopping today" he started.
"Actually," interrupted Renesme "I was at home"
"Almost all the children" amended Carlisle. "I also know that the shopping habits of this family have gotten way out of hand. That is why I decided the way I did. "
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" Alice screamed suddenly. "You can't do that to me. No, NO ,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
"Unfortunately, yes Alice. You are all going to have to get jobs." Said Carlisle.
"So?" asked Rosalie, obviously thinking she was going to quit her job right away, or get fired.
"This will be your money. You will not be able to purchase anything with our money" finished Carlisle, indicating himself and Esme. "You will buy anything unrelated to school by yourself. That includes clothes and cds." Oh no. How was the family going to react to this?
"So?" asked Emmett, probably thinking he would just pick a job that paid a lot and didn't involve a lot of work.
"Your siblings will pick your jobs. Nessie, you will be able to use our money." Said Carlisle. "This is the only way." Oh no. All the family looked excited and scared at the same time. This was going to be fun, and scary.