Benedict Cumberbatch: Matt, where are we? Are we stuck on one of your sets?
Matt Smith: No, I don't think so.
Benedict: Then, what is this place?!
Matt: I have no idea. I don't like the look of this.
*These two men are in a all white room with just a door*
Matt: Let's open the door.
*Benedict opens the door very slowly*
OH MY GOD!
What's wrong?
THERE IS A GIANT MONSTER OUTSIDE OUR DOOR.
What?! Are you kidding me?
NO! STOP PLAYING GAMES WITH ME MATT. JOKE OVER! VERY FUNNY NOW GET US OUT OF HERE!
I don't know what you're talking about! We were just at the pub having a couple of drinks with Mofatt.,,,
*together* MOFATT!
HE PROBABLY PUT US HERE!
…No, he coldn't have. This is way too much, especially for Mofatt.
True. So then, where are we?
Wait. Where is Martin?
And Karen?
Where did everybody go?!
Wait! Let's start this again. We are acting crazy! There's no way we are in another town.
Maybe we're farther than that…
What do you mean Ben?
Maybe someone kidnapped us, put us in this infamous box and is secretly watching us.
Or maybe we are on another planet!
Don't be stupid. No we aren't
We have to look for help.
HELP. ARE YOU JOKING? WE HAVE NO ONE TO GO TO, UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE EATEN BY THE MONSTER!
Maybe we should run?
How could we beat a six foot monster with malicious teeth and a fire breathing nose?
If we just run, we can beat it out!
No we can't! Just stop it.
Come along Ben.
No!
Fine, you can sit in here while I go look for help. Please, if you come with me, it would make everything easier.
No! Never!
*Matt opens the door quickly and sprints away from the monster*
Why didn't the monster move?
*Matt pokes it and realizes that it's only a hologram*
We haven't invented holograms yet! We must be in a government base. Like Area 51!
No, too easy. We can't be there. We need to explore some more
*As Benedict and Matt creep out of the white box, they secretly look around to see anything suspicious. As they look up, they are looking at Freema Agyeman's body. All bloody and frightened.*