This is a collection of comedic(?) meetings between the Naruto characters. I do not own Naruto. This first one is a meeting between Naruto and Orochimaru.

Naruto was on the way to Karin's Emporium to get some soldier pills. He entered the shop and saw Orochimaru, browsing the Pointy Ninja throwing Shit. Naruto walked up to him and demanded to know where Sasuke was.

"Lassst time I checked he was in my bed..."

"Bastard! If you hurt him..."

"Well he wasss complaining that my assss wasss too tight for a while, but I put my cock in hissss mouth to shut him up."

Far away, a pink haired Kunoichi screamed, then fainted, but she wasn't sure why.

"I'll kill you!"

Naruto picked up a Kunai and brought it to Orochimaru's neck. Annoyingly, The ANBU security guard stepped in and stopped it with the metal plate on the back of his glove.

"Take it outside, Mr Blonde-san and... thing."

Orochimaru's tongue flicked out and he licked the ANBU's mask. The ANBU poofed out, freaked out.

"Where were weee, Naruto-kun?"

"I was about to kick your arse, but now I'm gonna use my that jutsu."

"NOT THAT JUTSSSU?"

"Oh yes. Flashback no Jutsu! MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!"

and so Orochimaru had to endure four episodes that he had already seen before but this time without color. After seeing a very boring 'emotional' conversation between Naruto and Sasuke-kun, Orochimaru was ready to kill himself, when he remembered his own spin on that jutsu. "Filler no jutsu!"

All of a sudden Naruto was at the ramen stand, when the ramen man said "Oh no I am missing a rare ingredient for my ramen! Help me Naruto and gang!"

Orochimaru and Naruto had called a truce, and released their genjutsus.

"So, how is Sasuke in bed?"

"better thannn I thought he would beee."

"huh."

"You ever seen him smile?"

Naruto squealed. "Yah I swear he could melt even the hardest of hearts with that!"

And so Orochimaru and Naruto became firm friends, occasionally roleplaying as Sasuke and Sakura, With Orochimaru as Sakura and Naruto as Sasuke. That way they both had fun.

The End. Like it love it? Please review!