On a dark and clear desert mountainside road, a truck was rolling by, which said "SEGA-Konami". Passed the truck was a small portable radio, trickled in blood, which said "Wuncler Inc.". The radio played their nightly late night radio talks show. It was on the phone with a preacher, who was pleading to the DJ.

Play Form… activate!

(DJ): Next caller. Welcome to my radio show, uh, father? Says here that you're a preacher of some kind? What's on your mind, father?

(Preacher Hathious): Time manipulation. Mind control. Hypnotic tones. Oh… she has many powers. Why, she can even raise the dead. And once spawned, they are forever loyal to Onigiri. But, now, I will BRING her to her knees!

(DJ): OH, please… Every time I hear about Onigiri, I get a whole mess of bullsh-!

(Preacher Hathious): NO! You must believe! Onigiri is NOT a nice girl! She has been the reason for ALL THIS alternate world metamorphosis! SHE IS THE DEV-!

(Phone hangs up)

(DJ): I give up! HA, HA! But I do agree with him, folks. You see any disruption on Onigiri's part, if she did do it, this is my only advice: "Stay inside and enjoy life, in your OWN fun and relaxation" and also, "Lock the doors".

(Music plays)

(DJ): Next caller...

As the radio continued, Little Mac was confronting a woman with brown hair, a blue school uniform, and a white mask. I am afraid that she is Onigiri.

Doc Louis said, "That's it, Mac Baby. You'll go down in history as the first video game superstar to END Onigiri. Not been good training, since she arrived."

Mac approached Onigiri and began to fight.

Round 1

The bell rang, out of nowhere, and they began to fight. The theme to Punch-Out played, as they started to match. Onigiri grinned, as she delivered five punches to the face, while Mac countered with a right body blow. Onigiri was hit, in each blow, and spurted out the words.

"Jab! Body blow! Body blow! Left! Right! Right Hook!" She barked, in every hit.

Little Mac started to glow gold, as he prepared for the 3-Star Punch.

"That's it, Mac Baby! Finish her!" Doc called.

Mac launched a Star Punch on Onigiri's face, knocking her on the chin, as the stars glimmered. However… as her mask flew off, she was still standing. She cricked her neck and grinned demonically, "Are you finished?" She asked him.

Mac screamed in fear, as she launched a huge right kick onto his gut. Little Mac fell down, with blood spurting from his mouth. Doc was shocked in horror, as Onigiri smirked evilly, approaching the downed Little Mac.

"Join Nintendo Fun Club, Mac… MWAH, AH, HA, HA, HA, HA…"

She turned away from him and giggled, "Too bad it doesn't have memberships and insurance for you."

She walked off, as Doc carried Mac up. They walked off in fear, as Onigiri smiled evilly, knowing her job was done. She stopped and called to Doc, "Question – Which would you prefer to chomp down a Star Punch: A counter punch or a chocolate bar?"

Doc groaned in concerned, as she left. He said, "I know the answer… but I know that he can always take a whooping."

He carried an unconscious Mac and said, "Come on, Mac. You didn't have to come out of retirement, just to get to her, you know."

And that's how it all began. Onigiri had dominated the video game world, during Yukino Miyazawa and Haruka's HUGE adventures. Of course, she returned to the real world, following Queen Yolei's death. But, she wasn't ALWAYS Onigiri.

Her name was Tohru Honda. She used to be in a faction that broke up… because of her. It was called "The Resistance". During the start of the whole universal mind-bender, she, along with a few other girls, was working for a greater good, protecting ANYTHING that seemed troublesome AND conflicted. Of course, they knew who the REAL mastermind behind all this was, and all it took was one Resistance member to become the alternate world's Darth Vader and kill off her master.
The preacher you heard was on the Resistance's side, as well. He was Father Hathious, who was the son of Father Matthias. Matthias's goal was to make the alternate worlds remain as corrupt as ever, but in a good way… except with NO evil deities and megalomaniacs in it. Of course, he met his end, when Tohru killed him.
Things settled down, after the whole incident, in which Tohru was defeated by Saki Hanajima, her former friend, after killing Arisa Uotani, the leader of the Resistance. Of course, when she was near-death, Onigiri was born… with darker powers and more evil bloodlust. You could say that she was unhinged from her former persona.
During her reign, Onigiri fused all the worlds into one, and even betrayed the Prince Yuki Fan Club to obtain a crown that was already stolen, in the Natural Molden Forest Caverns, AFTER Queen Michi stole it first. She even owned a lot of slaves, all of which previously worked for the old master.

Of course, we already told you how it happened, but not fully. THIS… dear readers… is her story.

The Nightmare of Onigiri

Prologue

"Tuesday, one in the afternoon," Arisa spoke, hiding behind a high school, run by delinquents, "The tagalongs have yet to arrive. The rice ball is safe. Repeat. The rice ball is safe."

Arisa Uotani (Codename: Yankee Black, for this mission) is the leader of the Resistance. She started this group of covert mercenaries, since a newsflash was made about Fanboy and Chum Chum, succumbing to permanent Brain Freeze. She, along with the Prince Yuki Fan Club's Mai Gotou (Froggy), Mio Yamagishi (Anchor), and Minami Kinoshita (Stepmother), were on a stake out. The Fan Club, along with leader Motoko Minagawa, was forced to join the Resistance, as an order from Uo's second-in-command, Saki Hanajima (Volt).

"Yankee Black to Froggy, Yankee Black to Froggy," Uo said, "Any sign of the delinquents?"

Mai announced, "Negative, Yankee Black. So far there are no signs of movement. I see a boy with a blue jacket and blonde hair."

Uo said, "Excellent. We found him. Romeo is about to get a tragic strike."

Corneil and Bernie's Romeo. (Never liked that ass)

Minami spoke, "Yankee Black! EMERGENCY!"

Uo said, "What is it, Stepmother?"

She said, "Look at this!"

Romeo was with a person in a chef's outfit. He had dark skin and a huge jaw.

"Chef…" Uo growled, "Damn it… Something tells me that he's behind this."

He was about to leave, as Uo cried, "All women prepare! Battle stations…"

They ducked behind the building, as Romeo went out of the door and headed home. He let out a smirk, as he made a deal with Chef Hatchet. (Thought you'd know…)

"NOW!" Uo cried, as they surrounded the boy.

"Well, well…" he said, as he held up a parcel, "You ladies in need of Romeo?"

"Taste this, Juliet!" Mio kicked him in the back of the head and panted, since it was fast and difficult.

Arisa snatched the parcel and said, "Okay, jerk. Who was that with you?"

Romeo said, "I ain't telling you nothing. I'll talk, but only if you go on a date with me."

Minami gagged, "EW! No thanks! We don't date slime, like you!"

Arisa cracked her knuckles and said, "Now, are we going to play nice?"

Romeo tittered, as he dashed off.

"HEY!"

He called to the girls, "Hey, losers! Catch me if you ca-!"

BZZT!

He was electrocuted by Hanajima's electric waves. He collapsed to the ground and was twitching.

Uo alerted to Mio, "Cuff him."

She said to Hana, "That's a wonderful job, Hanajima."

Hana said, "Well, he was in my radar. A huge tone of negative waves in him… I had to restrain him."

Minami huffed, "I think Electric Girl killed him."

Mai poked him with a stick and said, "Maybe he'll yelp, when I poke him continuously."

XXXXX

At the Resistance's HQ, located in Arisa's house, they examined the parcel they stole from Romeo. It was a small parcel, with an unknown item inside.

Mio whispered, "You open it, #2."

Mai cringed, "What if it explodes? Suppose he placed a booby trap on it?"

Arisa nodded, as she ordered Hanajima, "Open the package."

She sensed the package and opened it. Inside, it was fifty thousand dollars (Canadian). Uo was crossed.

"I knew it. Bribery in Canadian currency. Nowadays, they'd let you use any foreign money. I wish that they'd fix it, so we can pay only Yen again."

Minami replied, "Well, whoever that burly man was, he failed to make a purchase."

Arisa replied, "Or… He's sending a payment for what he has done."

Mio responded, "That was bad. It appears that he must've increased revenue in the school."

Uo said, "How embarrassing."

Minami said, "Well, Romeo is in custody. The only problem is… How can we infiltrate the school, knowing what's going on? That guy knows us, too well."

Mio whispered, "Suppose we hire a scapegoat for our worries."

Arisa nodded in agreement, "I heard that. I suppose we'll need new recruits… maybe we can try Tohru. We owe it to protect her, since it started."

Hanajima nodded, "We should. I'll call Motoko and have her ready. My apprentice and my brother are there, also. We'll need all the help."

Minami huffed, "Just what we need. That witch – Honda."

XXXXX

And so, Uotani and Hanajima went to Tohru's home, for the opportunity to become a member of the Resistance. This was, of course, the first step towards metamorphosis.

"Me?" Tohru asked, as she was given a job by her friends, Hana and Uo.

Uo said, "Well, it's not much to talk about, but we may need your help. After all, we owe it to you, for all the times you stood by us."

Tohru smiled, "I don't know what to say…"

Uo extended her hand and said, "Just say that you'd join the Resistance. We'll need you, in case anything happens."

Hana butted in, "Uo. She'll be merely a private. We should buck up her, with proper training, as long as the worlds have stayed mended and healed."

Tohru nodded, "Sure. But just as long as nothing happens. I'd like to meet this mastermind of this whole mess. Kyo seemed a bit angry about it, since he confronted a Saiyan, which he has been beaten up by. Plus, I think a black cat with a lisp wanted to eat Yuki (don't ask)."

Hana said, "I suppose we should."

Uo smiled, "Poor thing. In due time, we'll meet up with this fiend. However, training against the bad man will be harder than you think."

"Okay. I'll try… but I won't like it…"

So, in the end, Tohru Honda joined the Resistance. But her training was about to begin, since her first test… was to be a scapegoat.

And so begins the nightmarish story of Tohru Honda…