Hiya! This is a story I did with my friend, and we came up with pretty good ideas but mostly we just alternated back and forth with the paper each taking turns. She was Ryou and herself, Akio and I was me, Stalkergirl and Kaiba . Ok, so we don't own yu-gi-oh…… and here we go!

-----Chapter one-----

Akio-HI!!

Stalkergirl- HI AKIO!!

Akio- O o.O Wow. Look at the people! They're actually reading this

Stalkergirl-YAY! ::looks at all the people::

Akio- I suppose your all wondering what the heck this is all about. This is the war between guys and girls!! ………SETO SUCKS SETO SUCKS!!!!!!

Stalkergirl-SETO DOES NOT SUCK!!!! CHANGE SETO TO BAKURA AND THEN YOU HAVE THE PERFECT LITTLE SENTENCE TO SAY!

Ryou- Hey! What's going on here?

Akio- O.O!! Hold on freeze! ::time freezes:: Ok guys, Seto and Bakura don't exactly know about this war….. UNFREEZE! ::time unfreezes:: Oh, you know……stuff…

Ryou- Rrrrrright….

Stalkergirl-…….since when could you freeze time?

Kaiba- WHO CAN FREEZE TIME?

Akio- ::whistles::

Stalkergirl- WHO?!?!?

Akio-……..who wants soda?

Stalkergirl- Me! Me! Me!

Kaiba- ::grumbles:: I'm more interested on who's the person who can freeze time.

Stalkergirl- SHUT UP SETO!! WE HAVE SODA!!

Kaiba- ::quiets down::

Akio- Bakura, would you like some?

Ryou-…sure.

Akio- ::gives everyone a soda and Seto a hot one::

Kaiba- I GOT A FREAKIN' HOT ONE!!

Stalkergirl- That's nice Seto ::gulps down soda::

Akio- Whoops, my bad. ::puts an ice cube in the soda and it melts:: . Vinalla coke!

Kaiba- YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE AKIO!!!

Stalkergirl- Yummy yummy! ::still drinking soda::

Akio- . You caught me. -.- Stupid Seto.

Kaiba- WATCH IT AKIO! I CAN BEAT YOU IN A DUEL AND YOU KNOW IT!!

Stalkergirl- I bet soda can beat you Seto!

Kaiba- ::glares:: SODA IS AN INAMINATE OBJECT!

Stalkergirl- So? That doesn't matter.

Kaiba- Well it kinda does, concerning the fact that INAMINATE OBJECTS CANT DUEL!!

Akio- ::sips quietly:: I can beat you. Baka.

Kaiba- Oh, no you cant.

Akio- Can so. ::sips coke:: :p

Kaiba- CAN NOT!! ADMIT IT! YOU CANNOT BEAT ME!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Akio- You need a psychologist.

Kaiba- WHY WOULD I, THE GREAT SETO KAIBA, NEED A PSYCHOLOGIST?

Stalkergirl- ::still gulping down soda:: 'Cause your laughing like a nut!

Kaiba- YOU KEEP OUT OF THIS!!

Akio- Why should she? She has the freedom of speech so HA! Besides, who ever said YOU were great?

Kaiba- LOTS OF PEOPLE SAY IM GREAT!! My brother, for example.

Akio- Your brother is stupid!

Ryou- ::finishes soda:: May I have some more please?

Akio- Sure. ::pours more soda:: ::whispers to stalkergirl:: Shall we plot now?

Stalkergirl- YAY!!!! PLOT! PLOT! PLOT!

Kaiba- What was that?

Stalkegirl- …….nothing, I just wanted more soda too…… ::leaves room to get soda::

Akio- ::follows:: Plotting time? I have an idea or two….

Stalkergirl- Ok, lets hear it!!

, that's it for Chapter one but there's tons more here to write but it all depends on if you guys like it or not….!! Hehe, There are so many torturous plans just for Kaiba and Bakura….