…..Zell…

(ch. 1)

Zell: A tall slender man, with rippling arms. He almost seems to be the perfect man, then he opens his damn mouth and starts to act that stupid way. Poor, unlucky Zell. He couldn't get a woman for anything.

Except for that one time…..

One, quaint little day, in a Chicago suburb, Zell goes out shopping for groceries. He finds this as any other day. Poor lonely Zell, alone. Living with his extremely small group of friends. But this morning he got up thinking all differently about life. He felt lucky. And lucky that bitch was today. He turned to go down the cereal isle looking for Blueberry O's, for Josh, and he saw the most beautiful thing, in the world. He thought to himself as he looked the unfamiliar face up and down, Whoa...She's a fox…. He looked the blonde up and down, seeing her slender legs, wrapped in tight black leather, with her black belly shirt, showing off her flat stomach. He scratches the back of his head, while he scopes her over, a few more times. She looks up and smiles to herself evilly as she walks over to him. He looks all nervous as she walks over and picks up a box of blueberry O's, trying to look smart by reading the back of the box.

"Hey," says the mysterious woman, "what's your name, huh?"

"Zell…."he manages to squeak out, dropping the box of blueberry O's in the floor.

"Well I'm Valerie, I'm new in town. I just bought a house, just by the edge of town. Maybe you could show me around town one day?" She says, *accidentally* dropping her bag onto the floor.

Looking at the floor nervously, he stumbles over his own feet, trying to pick it up, and ends up landing into a display of canned Yams. He gets up and looks around, not believing how stupid he looks. If I didn't have her bag she would have ran. You are such a loser Zell.. He hands her bag, with a edgy smile, "sure I'd love to show you around, Valerie"

She smirks, and takes her bag, Looking around for something more interesting, then directs her attention back to him and asks, "and what time will you be picking me up Zell, how about right now?"

Looking very shocked and anxious, he answers her with a no quickly, "Can we meet around 7? Give me your address and I'll pick you up. Promise."

She looks at her watching, then looks back up at him nodding, "I'll see you then Zell." She walks off and returns to her shopping…never looking back.

Zell grabs the Blueberry O's and runs out the door, jumping into his car. Dazed, he drove home, walking into his house throwing Josh his Blueberry O's, and he runs up to his room, putting more hair gel in his already narsty hair. He practices his smile in front of the mirror and jumps around like an idiot for awhile, like he always does. Selphie walks in, opening her mouth to speak then closes it very quickly, turning around to walk out, but she is to late, he saw her. Being dragged into his room and thrown onto the bed, she looks horrified, when he runs to his closet and grabs two of the gayest shirts and asks her which one would look best on him.

Walks towards the door, she looks back at him and replies in her high pitched squeak voice, "Either one would look good on you Zell." She runs out and you can hear her running down the hall screaming, RILEY, at what it seems she could break a damn glass doing that.

Zell shrugs and puts on his shirt and runs towards the door, ready to go pick up his new lady friend, Valerie. He gets in his junky piece-o-shit bright green, slug bug. Ah, yes, I'm finally ready to go get Valerie. Oh god I hope I don't mess up again. He follows the address that she gave him, and he walks up to the door, and knocks softly. She opens the door and looks at him sweetly.