Shinichi fidgeted.
Ran wrung her hands together.
"We could say it was heat of the moment-"Shinichi offered holding his finger up matter of factly with crooked smile on his face.
Ran slowly craned her head beside the figure next to her, eyes ice cold .
"Or we could never speak of this happening again."
" Oh, come on Ran, it was just one little-"
"DON'T!" Ran cried out burying her flushed face into her hands. "Please…don't.." Ran drawled out low in a fearful tone.
Shinichi sighed scratching the back of his head lost what to do.
Ran died a little bit inside.
"If it's any condolence to you, this just goes to show how much we feel for each other.." Shinichi offered again, smiling weakly cautious what the result of Ran's response would be.
Ran slapped her hands to her thighs and ground her teeth to keep from screaming.
"Shinichi! This is basically statutory rape! Me! Age eighteen making out with an eight year old!"
" But it was just one very emphasized beautiful kiss.."
Ran glared even more heavily at the shrunken form of Shinichi beside her.
"Oh quit the crap. I totally had my tongue down your throat."
Shinichi smirked back on the thought of it " Yes. Yes you did..."
"Wipe that smile off your face or I'll gladly do it for you."
"BUT-" Shinichi continued holding his hands up in fear " We truly did act in the heat of the moment. I mean, I had my glasses off, you were just a bit dangerously close to me, and batta bing batta boom!"
Silence. Awkward. But a nice moment of awkward silence to allow this excuse to provide as justification of the disturbing deed.
"Yeah, I guess….." Ran muttered slumping her shoulders down.
" Our secret, ok? Now.." Shinichi scooted over on the sofa to where his smaller hand could brush against Ran's. "…if you really want to make out, that can also be our new little secret."
It was the loudest and most abrupt popping noise that made passing pedestrians walking by stop and look up towards the second story detective agency. What they didn't know was from that noise lay in result the small body of a human with an indented hand shape molded into the side of his face and a young woman cursing very creatively as she stormed out of the building.
Its two am..and I should not be up. Just a quick little fic inspired from this piece of art I saw at a DC Japanese fanart site that made me create this spur of the moment little SXR oneshot. Thought it would be funny to write some kind of after math reaction Ran would have if she so happened to kiss Conan. Hope you enjoyed haha! RXR-Detectivegirl2005