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by Hydrophilia

Holden and Spiderman hang out for a bit.

Holden wz n Hs bedroom wen Hs mommy came n & started :0 him 4 flunking out of yt NothA skul.

"You're so phoney mom!" Holden yelled az he farted rainbows & screwed n 2 d sun whr he met spdrmn.

"Holden, my boy..." spdrmn started. "You hav d fates of d universe rested n yor phoney hands!"

"Did U jst caL me phoney, Spiderman?" Holden grumbled. "I'm sorry, bt f you're clng me phoney thN I'm lEvN U & d rotten universe 2 go 2 phoneyville."

& so Holden L.

d nd.